Got hit with this one a few months ago and imo failed badly. I didn't know how to respond and still don't. This date certainly didn't end with me getting anything at the end.

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25 yo Girl (sounding disappointed): "...my boobs are so small though."

23 yo OP: "Listen I like your breasts though. If I wasn't attracted to you I wouldn't still be going out with you."

25 yo Girl: "Yeah, but you probably only like them because small ones are in right now."

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At this point I didn't say more on the topic because her response had me running laps in my head. Wtf was I supposed to say,

  • "LOL True dat I can do way better than you! Peace out!"?
  • "You're right your tits suck!"?

Her being self-deprecating started to annoy me a little. I never saw her again after this date, but looking back I'd really like to know how to respond in the future. There could be no right answer and I was doomed when she asked this but I'm sure I could do better than staying quiet with a perplexed look on my face