Brothers,

We cannot stand by as one of the last bastions of masculinity, of good, - the best - men, has been tarnished in this way.

Our research data suggests that when Tampax is so explicitly pro-women it just empowers their deception, cheating, and gold digging. We need to reclaim tampons to highlight our causes and rescue femininity from what it has become. Paternity fraud is skyrocketing, the men who suffer at the hands of their intimate abuse stay unseen, while they go at each other in droves with bitchy behaviour harming men and women alike. The fella's on the tampon factory floor will be called around the head table of patriarchy, under head Anti-Cuckoldry activist Donald Trump. He's not perfect by any stretch, but might help if we show him solidarity, so we can all pull together as one. These guys are going to be on the front lines in the fight for gender equality. And if they're all women in the factory, we'll get the farmers that grow, process or transport the cotton, and then force them to use our branding for the cause! Finally.. they should be reminded that society has had enough .. of their duplicity ... their false accusations... what they have done to mankind. They should realise it's soul destroying when they abuse their male partners then victim blame them if they complain - they should realise such guys get no help, are invisible through shame, or ridiculed if they speak up and targeted by "feminist" establishments. They should be ashamed when they cheat, not pretend it doesn't matter, like whores that mess guys around. They take all your attention and support then weaponize something as truly special as sex. But all is not lost! Some already understand our message, and conform to the idea they will not stray away, especially in front of our children - after all we want girls to grow into soulmates, not manipulative, cheating, slags. We should hold up these understanding women who have been brave enough to understand stand up for men's issues, to become role models for the women of tomorrow, instead of toxic feminists who shame men who are victims of their abuse as "misogynists". They can't "sulk it away", and hope the men in their life doesn't find out the child is not his. Only they can make sure. We will show them how not to be bitchy to one another, to encourage them to work together forming healthy social groups and build the demure and trustworthy womankind that gentlemen need. So, we learned that we are the sexists from "feminism" and Gillette, but we must not lose control of the true gender narrative and what sexism really means. To highlight the root causes we should redefine sexism to have to involve sex, making women abusing men a narrative we can own to highlight our issues that are destroying men's lives. We got this still. Its still our game lads. We call the shots here. We've lost complete control of the education system and media for our causes, but we could have made tampons for "meninist" causes ages ago with some stereotypical "theory" we heard at our pickup artist conferences, or incel support groups. But it would've been so ludicrous it would just give the game away; they might have begun to doubt that "meninism" was for "equality", so we didn't risk it, everyone agreed it would have been recklessly sexist. Well that time has come.. Its Plan B on toiletries. The weaponisation stage. They're just too duplicitous, too manipulative, too gold digging, and we all know that "cheating look" women give off when they're spiteful and sulking, especially with their fresh clean vaginas. It's empowering their bad behaviour, making them even bitchier... to each other too! Why are women just.. so bitchy, bitches will be bitches no more! Also, we should rename things like bitchiness, sluttiness, bullying, sulking, and intimate abuse to a sort of pseudoey scientific sounding name.. like "toxic femininity", or they might get what we're up to. We can even claim it's a top priority women's issue - it hurts them as much as it hurts us! .. shit, we should have done this ages ago chaps, patriarchy has been sleeping on the job.

Also to help get us better rates of child custody we'll shame them into advertising bras toward men. No longer will our supposed inability to breastfeed be perpetuated with their harmful stereotypes about our our abilities. Men's bodies have been undervalued for too long. Watch out for the hashtag #MenCanGrowBoobsToo

With their sweeping generalisations, they might claim to have better social and emotional abilities than men, but no longer will we stand for their manipulation and victim blaming. Despite their move to monopolise victim-hood, we will frame victim blaming as almost exclusively a man's issue caused by "toxic femininity". Our research perfected in decades of scientific activism in Meninist academia shows women instigate the vast majority of all intimate abuse, a type of bitchy-controlling "toxic femininity". This confirms our long-held theories, and our suspicion that much of their ideology is just sexist bullshit too.

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