I'm ugly. I'm a loser and a dead beat. I left my poor wife and two children all alone.

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I gave up, left them and went to south east Asia to commit suicide. The main reason I left was because of the parental alienation which was happening before I even left.

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I stole all the money I was saving for our retirement. Why should I pay for children who are trained to hate me and I can't even see? And she even told me "if you don't work you only need to pay 30 dollars a week to child support, we can pay for that".

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So here I am.

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The funny thing is... an 18 year old horny Thai girl found me and took me back to her parents farm. And now she wont let me leave. I mean she seriously gets violent if I even think of leaving.

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The first thing I did was fix the holes in her families roof then I started carrying 50 kg phosphate sacks for her 60 year old father who hurt his back. I'll start driving his new tractor he just bought too. I also get down in the mud and catch fish with my hands. The family can't believe it. Every woman in the village is jealous. They think they hit the jackpot finding me...

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Even I don't know what is going on. I am now strong and handsome?!?!

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To top it off, I taught my new thai wife about economics and trading and she pulled 7 million baht out of the crypto markets and the family nearly fell over.

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I often try to contact my children but nobody wants this loser.