I wanted to start "jelqing" but I've run into a couple of problems. I recently discovered it here: https://www.goodlookingloser.com/get-hung/big-penis/penis-enhancement-for-beginners

  1. The described warmup is 32 minutes. Is that really necessary? What about a 30 minute jelqing session, like he says you're supposed to build up to? Can it be done in less time?

5 minutes is enough to warm up.

  1. I tried lube-less jelqing in the shower but it didn't really work because I had to release my hand before I could grip my dick again with my other hand. What am I supposed to use for lube? Is it possible to jelq without lube? Is it possible to jelq in the shower?

Use vaseline or KY for lube

  1. Is this really going to make my dick bigger or is it a joke I'm not in on?

Someone said it works.

Thanks in advance.