[Fox News] Alabama Man Accused of Sexually Molesting Horse. We Need Sex Robots Fast. Feminism is Sex Starving Men of Sex and It's Not Going Well With Some Dudes.

autotldr · 2018-01-10T17:14:13+00:00

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 65%. (I'm a bot)

An Alabama man has been accused of repeatedly sexually molesting a horse after its owner believes she found evidence of his crimes left behind in a barn stall.

LONG ISLAND MAN ACCUSED OF SEX WITH MULTIPLE HORSES. Owner Francine Janes and her husband, who was armed with a gun, reportedly found Bennett hiding in a barn stall.

ARKANSAS MAN ARRESTED, ACCUSED OF HAVING SEX WITH FAMILY'S PET DONKEY. Bennett's arrest warrant lists his crime of bestiality as a misdemeanor, claiming he "Engaged in or submitted to any sexual contact with an animal, to-wit: a horse," AL.com reported.

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2018-01-10T17:20:20+00:00

...but apparently it's going well for some horses.

Sorry, I'll show myself out.

HappySingleMan · 2018-01-10T17:04:44+00:00

Some dudes can't control themselves. TO BE FAIR, some women are also into this HORSE stuff. For example, if you Google Zoophilia, you will see women having intimacy with horses. This problem is GENDER NEUTRAL, or should I say: Gender Fluid.

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