If I am living with the parents (just moved back to the country; we have a three-bedroom villa), where could I take a plate for "physical escalation"? I am located in Paphos, Cyprus; out of principle, I don't want to be paying 50 Euro for a use of hotel for one hour. In regards to my place - the parents might be there/don't want to "kick" them out for a plate

What are my options? Pay hotel/move parents/a nice and affordable option? My place I'm planning to rent from September. The priority now is a car for status/logistics (public sucks here)

I don't want to look greedy/cheap but I don't want to be paying extra for sex