Today I happened across a post by a Facebook friend of mine (FB7) and was like "yup this just shows why women are the way they are"

HB7: Why is everyone nervous to talk to me?! Haha, I mean seriously, I don't bite!! I love talking to new people! Just message me! blush emoji

She posts a screenshot that shows what the guy sent: You are amazingly gourgous and very beautiful wouldn't mind getting to know you but Im kinda nervous to

9 minutes later: Your so beautiful. And amazing! Just wish I wasn't so shy to actually talk to you

8 minutes later: I think I would get lost in ur eyes whenever I look at u :)

2 minutes later: You're absolutely gorgeous I'd message you sometime but I'm really nervous

I know I'm a bluepiller, but God damn is this pathetic and asking to be pushed into Orbiter status.