Please teach me how to speak womanese

GreenPiller · 2017-08-10T18:19:59+00:00

https://www.google.com/amp/s/heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/09/13/womanese-to-english-translator/amp/

[deleted] · 2017-08-10T14:47:40+00:00

best advice I ever received: watch shows like Handmaid's Tale and the L Word

Docbear64 · 2017-08-10T16:28:58+00:00

I think Pook Does a good job of compiling Womanese : https://bookofpook.neocities.org/#ch-58

oldredder · 2017-08-11T04:39:55+00:00

womanese is easy

1) lie to yourself about what you feel and what you did right or wrong

2) lie about what you are feeling

3) express this in 50x as many words as needed OR

3b) under-express this with trite, stupid comments like "I'm fine" or "that's fine" or "what I expected" or "you really don't care, do you?" or "do you even want me to be special to you?"

and voila.

SilentForTooLong · 2017-08-12T00:26:10+00:00

It's true, I have the shittiest problem in the world.

Idk, maybe I'm transgender or something :/

Fucking sucks. I actually enjoy doing things with other people even though I do a lot of stuff alone. It's nice to be able to share my life with others.

vandaalen · 2017-08-10T15:54:31+00:00

Book 1, lesson 1 Read the fucking sidebar, you retarded lazy asshat!

Title	Please teach me how to speak womanese
Author	evolvingnignog
Upvotes	2
Comments	18
Date	August 10, 2017 2:31 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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