Well gents, my divorce is now final. After she made many delusional requests and engaged in petty asshole behaviors over the course of a year, she finally agreed to a semi-reasonable settlement. I'm still paying way too much, but less than what a court would have awarded to her, so I guess I'll take that small win.

She's been out of the house for almost a year, so no change there, but it feels good to be done.

I poured myself a celebratory drink and now get to officially turn the page.