Alright, yeah. I get that it's none of my business. And I do actually feel bad and stalk-y for checking it out. But then again, I'm human and curious.

My ex wife bought a Jeep Wrangler. My son shared a pic and yeah, there are enough clues there to guess make and model. Even matched the rims up. 2023 Sahara Altitude. $55k MSRP. Hmmm. Smart. She saved on buying last year's model.

She makes $70k a year. She just got $50k in stock options from my job. Might be related.

I've got my middle daughter still in school by a wing and a prayer. That's all on me. My youngest will be starting college soon. And I put my oldest through school already. He's kind of doing the desert wandering thing. He drives a 1980-something Dodge Caravan with a short in the wiring harness. His dead grand ma ma on his mother's side gifted it to him. (May God show mercy on her evil, evil, horrible soul). That mini van is comical really. He pops the hood and disconnects the battery after he parks. I have no idea how he manages to get dates. He can't take it on freeways. Eh, he's going to have to figure it out. He got college. I'm not buying a car for him.

Well cool. I'm happy for my ex. She seems to have really matured.

Ever have a "Stretch Armstrong" as a kid? The Courts are that one kid who ties it to a tree then pulls until all the fluid spills out. It'll all be fine if I eat coffee grinds for the next 30 years. I'll be on track to retire at 80. (Seriously, maybe 65 if I tighten the belt and settle into a nice double wide in tornado alley.)