Yo, whaddup FemaleDatingStrategy, it’s ya girl FDS Newbie. Just wanted to check in with a tale of me dumping TWO low value men this morning. (It’s about 6:30 AM).

Met both via OLD and dumped each with the same, clean “I don’t see this going any further” text followed by a series of blocks on all forms of contact.

The first choked and gave me visible fucking hickies on the second date... without consent. DESPITE KNOWING IT WAS SO WRONG, I LET IT HAPPEN. He also couldn’t send a single text message without using an “i” clause. If you scroll through texts and just see “i” after “i” after “i”? Yeah, he’s telling you he’s a selfish prick. I dumped him after the third date, which should never have happened, but whatever. I figured it out early enough and cut the bastard.

The second I just wasn’t feeling. So bye!

Another reminder to trust your gut and to not take shit from the trash you wouldn’t want to get close enough to smell. After all, dick is abundant and low value as hell. You, however, are one of a kind and too worthy for hands or, shivers, hickies to come anywhere near your neck.

Xx