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[–]seathsoul6928 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Don’t stick your dick in crazy
[–]GrimAlt4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What if they're crazy-hot?
[–]happynihilism4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Especially when they're crazy-hot.
[–]anubhav233 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Put your finger in first. And then, maybe your dick. Remember you've got 10 fingers and only 1 dick.
[–]Rottinghere20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least the cougar won't take half of your pension and your 401k.
[–]Lucius_Faust2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah....it's a fair game. Cougar will end your life in no time if something is wrong and if you're strong and smart, you can run and be forever free. Woman will prey on you for the rest of your life and you can't run from her, if not across the border.
God...it's not that funny and more serious then I thought at the beginning :-/ damn.
[–]GirlyFeminist12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Although Lebrewsky’s fiancé did not take so kindly to the news, he says she is happy that he is healthy and well and that she does not consider what happened as cheating, under these particular circumstances, and that their wedding plans are still scheduled for this summer.
Turns out women get mad when men are able to get off on anything that isn't them.
Makes total sense, when what grants your survival is spreading your legs to men, you go mad if men refuse what is placed between your legs.
[–]DevilWDevil2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He should count himself lucky his loving girlfriend doesn't consider being sexually assaulted by a wild animal as cheating. If it happens again, though? He's outta here, the dirty bastard.
[–]TRPonlySubsBanTRPppl10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Beats dying in general, at least when you're not getting mauled.
[–]golanginator9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where is the cave location? Asking for a friend.
[–]mgtowpersonaye5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
almost lost half his wealth there, damn
[–]SagenTheGOd4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/california-missing-hiker-was-held-captive-as-sex-slave-to-200-pound-female-cougar/
[–]kgopza7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His fiance is not happy
[–]KavaNotGuilty2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Where facts don't matter" LOL
[–]sootlord4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Lebrewsky claims that the female mountain lion forcibly rubbed its genitals onto him on numerous occasions and that he felt compelled to give her an orgasm, fearing for his life. "
lmao I'm fucking dead
[–]lookatthevoidking2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤔did they put down that pussy(cougar) it's gonna be looking for some human dick from now
[–]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that is so funny hahahah
[–]Mythrobo1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just found out that article is from a fake site that posts satire. Well atleast now i dont gotta be jealous anymore rofl
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