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[–]Zevren_LT55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she breathes, she's a thot.
Also normally, her list continues. The comic strip did not show the telephone-book thick list still under the table.
[–]79johnsmith39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago* (10 children) | Copy Link
Skip the breathing part and move straight to sex dolls, even better. Won't cheat, won't get emotional, no false sexual assault allegations, etc, etc.
[–]Godot964 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
r/waifuism is also a thing
[–]animusd3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel sad for a lot of these people....
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel sad that this is seen by many guys as the only viable alternative.
I feel sad that some of us were pushed to that position.
[–]EpicDudeGuy241 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im speechless. I knew waifus were a thing but people are deadass getting married to fictional characters.
[–]Godot961 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If only you knew how far some people take it
[–]CrambonePecos1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I found sex dolls to be too high maintenance, and too easy to damage.
[–]RockOfWar1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Perhaps a knot-hole in a tree will be suitable for your violent BDSM fetish.
[–]CrambonePecos0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL no, i mean specifically areas like the fingers. I also found them too easy to get cold and too difficult to warm up. Also, never EVER get the kind with the non-removable vag... Anyway, yeah.
[–]Timdeuces0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amen.
[–]TigPlaze0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. JGAD.
[–]GlitteringArcher317 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Easy on the eyes > breathing. Case and point: TPE and silicone sex dolls.
[–]Cyronsan12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uh oh, I smell PETA material there. Get ready to hear about her true religion: veganism.
Bail bail bail!
[–]Necrolet11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dearly hope that will come a day when the roles will be reversed, the woman will have a one-item list and the man will have the long list. Then, and only then, we will se what mankind is truly capable of. Have a great day y'all bruddas. Hope you're reading from a safe place.
[–]IThinkThisIsAUser7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah if she’s breathing that means she can talk, you don’t want that
[–]Dan240z5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much 😒
[–]Enjoyer_Of_Memes3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps will go for those obese oxygen bitches. No breathing required.
[–]debanked1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her list is a little short
https://youtu.be/T3XkgbOFyJU
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[–]HonkHonkBro0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
Or just a girl who has a good job. That's all. If a girl actually wants kids, she'll be willing to adopt. Excellent way imo, to test em. Any idea how many adopted or barely cared for foster kids end up on welfare draining YOUR taxes because nobody cared for them from the start? Want this cycle to multiply? Exactly. For reference, I KNOW a girl who was a foster. Barely cared for. She's pregnant now, just posted the other day how she can't afford a baby shower party. Oh well, guess our taxes will cover right?
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[–]HonkHonkBro-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Imo, even having kids on your own with a lot of money makes no sense. You still have to deal with your wife's pregnancy for like 8 months. Is that worth it? Cause I've had a step mom pregnant. Twice. It's not fun dude. 100% not worth it. Kids take a LOT of money, time, effort. Babies are even worse, the younger they are. Think realistically, save the trouble. Also, who do you think pays the most welfare taxes?
[–]HonkHonkBro0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Around what age are you? Why wouldn't you care about taxes?? Does money grow on trees? What do you think those four kids will require a shit ton of?? Are you willing to put up with a super cranky wife, eight months in a row, four times?? Have you ever even been around kids before??? Or pregnant women?? Think realistically dude! Just cause society makes family look rightous and glorious, doesn't mean it is.
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[–]HonkHonkBro0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sooooo downvoted me/got quiet for spitting truth much? Or was that somebody else?
[–]HonkHonkBro-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah so only 20. That may be why. I advise you to reconsider dude. That's what this group is about from my understanding. Taxes affect you no matter where I would think. If you hate kids in general, trust me, your own blood will eventually make no difference. The whole thing about feeling pressure to pass genetics on is a lie. You didn't choose to be born. Nobody did. 3/4 of the time it is torture to be born rather than to have never existed. If you care about your genetics so much, there's nearly no doubt somebody, somewhere related to yo, perhaps very distant, are in need of parents but if you multiply instead, every baby you have will likely take 1.5x the resources needed for some 3+ year old that only needs 1x the resources. Multiplying your exact genetics and not just adopting extremely similar genetics could actually doom it faster. Cause remember... it's very hard to have a human born successfully, with no issues..... but there's billions of ways possible to injure and kill that same human.
[–]hrm08940 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even if she has all those traits, she's still an AWALT. Even if she's a NAWALT, she has the ability, no thanks to society and the government, to be an AWALT.
Just don't bother and GYOW.
[–]zeerebel0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha...we have so low standard
[–]RichardTheLuckyOne0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give Necrophilia a chance. The Breathing part means she is a thot.
[–]animusd0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have standards but my list sure as hell ain't as big as most women's
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