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[β]melniav0 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Raisin is the most delicious thing you can eat in the morning...over oatmeal
[β]melancholicmechanic[🍰] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Not as good as blueberries
[β]Ohmygodyoulikethat 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Not as good as Skittles.
[β]Linuxllc3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I like turkey scat in my.
http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/shared/npr/styles/x_large/nprshared/201805/501043418.jpg
[β]glitchyjoe641 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why would anyway willing eat a faeces?
[β]Linuxllc1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you look to the side. That fake faeces are Tootsies Rolls. To look like turkey scat. I like Tootsies Rolls. Looking like turkey scat isn't going to stop me. Just like the classic stunt on Caddyshack . Bill Murray eating that Baby Ruth candy bar that everybody thought it was faeces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM
[β]glitchyjoe641 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh thanks goodness. They looked really legit. And it wouldn't surprise me if it were in some part of the world.
I mean, is the turd really the only part of the animal we dont eat?
[β]badaboomxx1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell that to garfield!
[β]MikeRocksBoat-4 points-3 points-2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
so.... Beta Breakfast
[β]Thomal924 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did you just call fresh blueberries in oatmeal beta!?
[β]MikeRocksBoat-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes/No/?
Raisins settling for oatmeal sounds beta.
[β]r1chten9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Missed opportunity to add a glass of wine next to the grape
[β]VenetianCares 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[β]Adamjensen2030 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true!
hey, let me take this photoshopped, filtered, angled to hide my fat neck picture form 2009 and compare it to my even more photshopped, even more filter added (gained some fakeness skills in 10 years duh), even more angled to hide my increased weight profile pic.
i want to see this photo comparison of pics they aren't approving. give me a modern cell phone and i can make my late 30's old man ass self look like a porcelain skinned 15 year old.
[β]8-db-8 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TL;DW: ditch Facebook
[β]throwaway468190 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could someone explain? Is it "fat" then "old"?
[β]W366-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wat
[β]Extra_Napkins-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I sure do love raisins.
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