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[–]SpongeGar1234 29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
true. sad but true. my uncle owns a very successful small business that he built from scratch, coming from a lower middle class family. now he owns a huge lake house, a trailer, a golf cart, a sports car, 3 boats and a jetski. they got divorced because "he coudn't provide for her". she now gets 20k a year in child support, she gets alimony, she took half of his possessions, she took half of his money, she is taking half of his retirement money, half of his social security and both of his kids who he took AMAZING care of, both have autism (bad luck), and she just leaves them with a nanny and parties. and you know what she was doing the whole time they were married? FUCKING DOZENS OF OTHER MEN! my uncle is so blue pilled he got married again!
[–]TouchedOnlyByMom20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My God. This is why hitmen exist :0
[–]SpongeGar1234 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
yeah. after all that work to provide for her, take care of his TWO autistic kids, and do all the work around the house, all while struggling with his health, i forgot to mention. and the judge knew the wife was cheating but Michigan is a "guilt free" state, which basically means if you cheat on a man and you get divorced you still get his wallet.
[–]TouchedOnlyByMom5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuuuck that. I would be on that hitman game asap
[–]Rick_OShay12 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make sure not to get a cheap one; they tend to leave evidence behind.
[–]Rick_OShay11 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Too bad she wasn't the victim of a convenient accident; for his sake.
[–]SpongeGar1234 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
yup. shes a real cunt. my mom used to defend her and say "oh, well she managed the money and cleaned the house, he wouldn't have made it without her help, i think she deserves more than 50%." and being a little kid i believed her, but i asked my uncle and he said "oh no, she didn't help at all. she layed around, occasionally did dishes, gave me a shitty hand job once in a while, swiped my credit card and nagged. very loud chuckle because he is 6'1 and the size of a woolly mammoth" although that is a shortened paraphrase.
[–]Rick_OShay10 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Caring for the inside of the home and kids is as nothing compared to what you have to put up with in order earn the paycheck.
[–]SpongeGar1234 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yup.
[–]SpongeGar1234 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she did actually get in a wreck but unfortunately she came out without a scratch. (driving his car of course)
[–]orphancrippla1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You can't save the stupid morons who stick their hands right back in the fire. Even worse is that women can get rewarded for cheating and destroying a marriage.
[–]SpongeGar1234 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
yup. he did get a prenup, because they have had a few rough patches, he said "yeah loudest manliest laugh of my life shes not getting shit."
[–]orphancrippla0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, those are almost always thrown out in divorce court.
i told him that, he said "oh she would never do that to me" i said that "you said that about the last wife, and you loved her just as much." he didnt say anything for a sec. and just said "yeah. i guess your right" but it was kind of looking off into the distance, really quiet like, so maybe he realizes he is gonna get cucked.
[–]orphancrippla0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Some part of him knows he's fucking up, but he's probably hoping this one will be everything the last wasn't. A shame.
unfortunately i dont think enough people are warning him. married men, high profile businessmen, and women are the only people he really has contact with. they either cant or wont say it out of political correctness.
[–]TouchedOnlyByMom0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maaan i came backto read everything again and it hit me. Even after she hits the wall hard af, she will still coast till old age of poor uncles hard work
yeah, i hear shes alone now though.
[–]orphancrippla2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny how these Disney movies always have chicks marrying fabulously rich, handsome royalty while the guy usually is getting some broke ass loser with a nice face. Where's the Disney movie where the wealthy, beautiful queen marries the broke slob with a heart of gold? The closest I can think of is Frozen, which has the main characters sister get it on with the handsome ice cutter, but only after she realizes the rich, handsome royal guy she wanted first is evil.
[–]Rick_OShay10 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bingo.
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