I’m having lunch, and as always, in a bar.

This older retired guy sits next to me. Polite, having a few beers. In the course of conversation he mentions he’s having a couple on the sly behind the wife’s back.

The excuse he has is that he’s at Home Depot get 8/11” screws.

You want a couple of beers do you have to make excuses? He mentioned he has to make elaborate plans, “I’m retired, so I have to come up with all these ways to get some alone time.”

My God.