Awhile back, my Mom decided I needed a gf. In truth, I was hiding relationships from her because she was psycho and would mess with my friends. She picked this potato shaped smallfat who worked at her bingo hall. Even before I agreed to one date, some hillbilly who worked there said I dated several women at once and she angrily confronted me when I went to pick Mom up from Sunday bingo.

Mom turned up the pressure and I caved. Turned out this woman was still married with a six month old. She moved back in with her Mom, and was slowly raising the funds to get divorced.

First date I just take her to the mall, she brings the baby along. She asks to borrow my coat and she used it to shoplift a pair of baby shoes. Nice, right?

Mom insists I give her a further chance. Over the course of a few weeks her mom blows up my cell constantly anytime we're out and "Shawna" says this is ok because "she has a child." She reveals to me her mother is somehow inspecting her and if she finds out we have sex she's kicking her out and keeping the baby. She needed to get fully divorced so she could "give herself to me". She also decided her babysitter was mistreating the baby so we would have to take it with us, always. We met her friend at her job and that trashy girl said "she was going to hurt me" if I disappointed Shawna. Once in my stupidity I even tried to kiss her and she shoved me away because of still being married.

I dumped her. Next time I went to retrieve mom from bingo everybody there jumped all and even the snack stand old women refused to sell me a coffee. Apparently it was decided I was going to support her and be the baby's replacement father and I had no say in the matter. No sex, no respect, no anything but dammit I was supposed to go along with it . I moved away and when I visited the bingo hall was torn down and turned into a parking lot. Seems fitting.