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[–]DangZagnut45 points46 points47 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Skip domestic violence, just beat off your weiner. Then skip all that other noise.
Beat your weiner, not your wife, problem solved.
And don't have a wife, because you might beat her, I mean, all men are rapists after all, so never get married.
[–]IntrovertedMagma24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"Eeewwww You masturbate?? This is so disgusting.."
I bet they hate masturbation because it saves us sometimes from doing stupid things (i.e doing them)
[–]Chadattack10 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're a Chad they actually find it hot and like to watch....otherwise it's gross yes lmao
[–]specialCupcake 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But if you beat your weiner you are commiting telepathic rape.
[–]HomoheroBishii 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Gotta ask for consent first if you're gonna masturbate to a pornstar.
We joke now, but with how things are going, future numales will consider this everyday normal life. It's like how these days, when a male draws a scantily clad female in fiction, the white knights and feminists claim it's misogyny because no woman approved of it themselves.
[–]BoskOfPortKar2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually, there are times where you wish her to be a man to beat the crap out of her.
[–]FreeManIsFrank1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
just beat off your weiner
Beat that fuckin' meat boy
[–]Its_Not_Over_Yet 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bankrupt: Yes.
[–]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, you get sex for the first 6 months. And the illusion of love.
[–]jay2max 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
philosophical enlightenment? hhahahahaa
[–]Fortspucking0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
.....#closethewallet
[–]OliverVato0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the more you invest in a women, the more you stand to lose
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