Howdy. AWALT. Don't cohabitate, don't marry, don't have kids. The regular advice.

And I know I've spouted how I have a broad on deck. And I still sorta do. But man, I find myself needing to drop that I do believe. She still tries to come around my spot. She talks to my mom. I've been a drunkard degenerate for 20 years and now it's a fucking thing? Fucking hell. Women are crazy. I gotta cut this broad loose for sure. A road trip was for sure in order.

And look. I know about the rooms. I even go once in a while just to do the service of showing a newcomer how fucked up it can be. I do that much. So don't preach to me. Or by all means. I won't listen, but you will be trying to be of service at least.

Anyway, I need to one up my crazy Asian broad. I recently found myself travelling. I thought I could stay a couple days at this old lady's house. In that time, she wanted to bone me, took her fucking dress off and shit. She went mental and slept outside because I didn't bone her. She owns 20 cats or so. Her dogs are afraid of her. I'm seriously thinking about stealing those dogs. I don't like dogs to live in fear. But fuck all that now. Not my deal. I don't need some made up charges. Or maybe I already have some. Fuck me, right?

Yeah, there's a reason for the cat lady stereotype. At least she didn't let them in the house though. But I think hormones or something drives them fucking mental. It does. Bipolar? Well fuck man, that's just another term for a woman as far as I'm concerned. Oh no, can't just smoke and drink some whiskey with me like a regular person. Fucking hell, I was planning on crashing there until Thursday and I'm like fuck all this shit. This lady is liable to fucking kill me. I'm now at a motel instead.

I of course regret nothing. Me and my buddy will soon be hitting the casino, dominating poker tables, or losing my allowance maybe. But anyway, I'm at peace with a crazy old lady maybe chopping my dick off or worse, or I never would have stayed there. Me, I've already given up on the world. But let me be a warning to you all. AWALT is just the tip of the iceberg.