>just imagine this.

>you live in the mayan empire circa 1519

>you do your thing to earn the few peanuts you use as currency

>your wife and you married at 7

>been togheter for a few years, already have 2 kids.

>overall modest life

>spain arrival.exe

>they go to your tribe in their horses and are viewed as gods

>you can literally find pussy drips in the floor if you gaze at it

>this white skinned, shiny armored spanish dude in his horse gives a look at your girl

>he has a sword made of pure silver

>you just have a rock and a stick

>he offers your wife a ride on his horse

>2 days pass by

>your wife gets back home and says she's leaving with the kids

>you ask why

>says he has more resources than you

>you can do nothing about it and you just accept it because you love her

>also because he's outside your house on his horse and a squad waiting for her to come out

>2 weeks pass by

>bitch told them about the gold hidden in tribe's ark

>totalconquesttime

>the spanish war lords have succesfully annihilated every man in your tribe

>youre the last one alive

>you try to hide

>with their horses and trained dogs they find you

>you beg for your life in mayan

>they dont understand you nor they would let you live if you could speak properly to them

>you see a man in front of you, can't see his face because of the blinding sun

>he moves away and oh surprise

>it's mr. stealyourgirl in his white horse

>he's starting to swing his sword right at you

>in last few seconds of your life you take a final glance at your enemy

>guess who's sitting behind him?

>Mfw women don't give a flying fuck