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[–]sovad38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
HE WAS BANGING A FUKN COUGAR ? NOT EVEN A HOT 18 YR OLD? COME ON WTF BEZOS YOU CANT DO BETTER? OMG YOU ARE A LOOSER MAN. YOU CAN BE IN BANGKOK WITH 10 HOOKERS A DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR 10 LIFETIMES. YOU STUPID MAN. FUCKING FUCKING STUUUUUUPID. NIGAPLZ.
[–]I_Have_An_8in_Penis[S] 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Your spelling and grammar are impeccable, what a beautifully written comment.
[–]sovad7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for reminding me pal, as im tapping my whisky right now so fuck it bro.
[–]630am_now0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's good enough for hookers in Thailand, I suppose.
[–]LambertHatesGwent1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
still better that the lolzzzzzzzzzz guyzzzzzzz guy on heartiste commemts
[–]tylermagnus 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He could sleep with the entire victoria secret model cast and still not experience a dent in his net worth. We normal folk cannot grasp how much 70 billion dollars is.
[–]Chill-BL0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you.
[–]DisappointingSnugg24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She’ll lose most of that within the next ten years. While he’ll get his fortune back.
[–]STea1412 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He will just make another shady deal.with the CIA. Fuck Bezos.
[–]Careful_Description0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What did he do last time?
[–]tylermagnus 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
As i read more information on this story. I seize to show empathy towards Jeff Bezos as he's a fucking moron at this juncture. Cheating when you're this rich and have that much wealth. He was just asking to hand her the money. No pre nup?
I'm starting to wonder how much of his soul did he sell to get that rich because i can't quite grasp the intelligence or logic behind his decisions.
[–]STea144 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't be surprised if he's a spook
[–]xXx420VTECxXx2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He is a contractor for cia so yes
[–]Careful_Description0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What does he do for them?
[–]xXx420VTECxXx0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That is unknown. Worth six hundred million
[–]ecesongu0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes :)
[–]satansbarbedcock1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a bingo
[–]satansbarbedcock1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And the lady he fucked is old? Wtf, man
[–]tylermagnus 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah that's why i question his legitimacy. Someone who gains such a stupendous amount of wealth. You would expect him to be smart in all aspects of his life. But that couldn't have been further from the truth.
[–]satansbarbedcock1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah. He has extensive ties to the CIA and defense community.
[–]tylermagnus 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Figured. You can't get that much wealth in this world through normal fashion. Always has to be some shady business involved or selling your soul.
[–]Azrael19814 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
very smart business... not really a smart guy.
[–]westnblue5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Always thought trump was super rich at $8 billion ....can't imagine $140 billion
[–]satansbarbedcock-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's mostly his Amazon shares. Trump probably has about the same amount in the bank as him.
[–]Gravy_Gecko2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He seems like the type to remarry right away and give away half of his remaining half in a few years.
[–]sevententhsahuman2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the hell would he cheat with a 49 yr old hag!!??
He just gave away half his wealth, on purpose, to sleep with a 50yr old post-menopausal grandma.
Either he is A. Not nearly as smart as the world thinks, and probably more lucky than smart
B. Doesn't give a shit anymore, and doesn't care if he loses 70 billion because he still can't spend all his money in time before he dies because he has so much of it.
[–]wildfireboat1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a good thing. Why? A lot of guys are waking the fuck up right now. Check youtube about this.
[–]I_Have_An_8in_Penis[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6577041/Amazon-CEO-Jeff-Bezos-doesnt-pre-nup-split-140bn-fortune-divorce.html
[–]menlandedonthemoon0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Proof again, they can't be anything in this world without the help of a man.
[–]QuickDrawDinoHunter0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woman does nothing, becomes richest woman in world....WTF?
[–]usedTP0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't pre-nups usually get negated?
[–]sovad0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lets take it further. He could party with models all over the world for a lifetime non stop. Stay at 5 star hotels From Fiji to Dubai in circles taking the whiole modeling agencies with him. Yet he wants waist time with expired milk milf. good job. Yet hes getting older and still working.
[–]Snakerspug0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why did they divorce?
[–]UnluckyCover0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He cheated
[–]jjhova361 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Pretty sure he’s gonna be ok. If he was an average working class man however....
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