Me: gets two girls preganant Mom: i think people should talk and be friends and get married before sex

Also Mom: abortion at 16, got preganant by my dad at 20, who didnt care about her (she a Karen) and here is the kicker. Signed up for a mail order bride service and married my beta step dad when she was 29 and got knocked up by him within a week of meeting.

Me: stfu stop giving me bullshit