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[–]Zombocom191128 points29 points30 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
oh yeah they are all just such angels with halos over their heads... in your experience, what were the hot girls in your HS doing junior and senior year??? absolute whores from that age onwards.
[–]sgt_squirrel 31 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I was oblivious to it as a nerdy guy, but my friend just married one of these used up divorced popular girls from highschool and she was talking all about how she lost her virginity to a jock in 10th grade. My friend is stuck with her school loan debt now and she's still in school with no degree at 33 years old. He's really successful but let his highschool crush take advantage of him. Makes me sick to think about it. She's got maybe 4 more years of being pretty left and he gave up his whole life for that. They will be divorced before a decade of marriage and she'll get cash and prizes.
Edit: Forgot to mention that she won't even take his last name.
[–]MaunaLoona19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sure your friend is about to become a father.
[–]newbmgtow 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cucks gonna cuck
[–]Malefics8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot to mention that she won't even take his last name
What a mess.
[–]Ximkai16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
My homecoming queen did a centerfold for Hustler. It was a few images of her raiding the fridge and covering herself in whipped cream and shit.
I always wondered what her tits looked like... fake.... Just like I predicted.
[–]TheGillos5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My angel is the centerfold Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
[–]dylanboyd 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Slipping notes under the desk
[–]Ximkai2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While I was thinking about her dress
[–]dot_dot_beep12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
if I ever pay a surrogate for a kid, I hope to fucking hell it isnt a girl.
[–]Ximkai7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't they pretty much guarantee the sex of a child now days? I thought I read some articles awhile back on the subject, but I don't care enough to check.
[–]fuckhillaryinthebutt 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the surrogate has to be a girl, right?
[–]x0diego0x 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I managed to be one of the cool kids when I was in HS, and enjoyed the whole teenage romance experience. Nice fantasy, it's like believing in Santa Claus, but with sex.
[–]plutosheen22 points23 points24 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Know a girl like that. Tried to snare me as betabux. Told me she only ever had 1 bf when she was in London.
[–]DirtieHarry7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
only ever had 1 bf when she was in London
One of the most promiscuous cities in the world. Translation: I only had one steady lay in London. The rest were 1 night stands. Truth by omission is a lie.
[–]igor_bloodscene2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
even if so, she wasted her youth, and now that she's probably hit the wall, you would be fitting for her.
I hope you've shown your middle finger to her.
[–]plutosheen2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still quite blue at that point but had enough purple to know she was pretending to be marriage material.
[–]Raiden62715 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The eerie shadow on Chad's cock paints a good portrait of the horror that man will face in the years to come.
[–]KidLotus 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I knew a Korean chick who did just this . She was flirting with me heavily getting my number and everything. I stalked her facebook and found out she had a boyfriend back in Korea . Even more sickening Thanks to a fucked up Google translation She was telling him how much she loves him and misses him. These hoes ain't loyal.
[–]NagHammadiText_Rneat 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Poor guy, let him know if possible
[–]KidLotus 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I rather not. Besides I don't associate with her any more . Facebook doesn't grant anonymity . And I quit facebook awhile ago . He should know , I mean she goes over seas to college but yet keeps her relationship status as "single" ? Yea she keeping her options open by doing so.
[–]DirtieHarry2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
이 괭이들은 충성스럽지 않다. (These hoes aint loyal)
[–]KidLotus 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice!
[–]LynxLogix0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew. What a gross ham.
[+][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Totally off topic, but....
Am I seeing a guy working on a conventional lathe in the middle strip? :D
[–]NagHammadiText_Rneat 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
China!
[–]zeur0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So what does the last panel mean? Why is he sound asleep and she's being haunted by a gigantic deeeeeeeeyck
[–]Jcart1050 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she's dreaming/craving some Chad dick.
[–]SwansonDinner0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's showing that even though the guy married her, he STILL doesn't get any (hence droopy dick image, which also doubles as her thinking back to the various dicks she had).
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Totally off topic, but....
Am I seeing a guy working on a conventional lathe in the middle strip? :D
[–]NagHammadiText_Rneat 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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