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[–]mgtowshoes25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Next to "I had a vasectomy and my partner suddenly got pregnant" (because I'm snipped) these stories are always my fav
Here's one that's semi-related - Fiancee wants an open relationship so I called off the wedding link update
more links as I find them
Edit: I'm looking for the one where a girl going on vacation wanted to have an open relationship, and realized while she was gone that her boyfriend was bringing a girl over. Pls and thanks if you can find it
[–]Hanky___Panky10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the links bro, it was a long read.
He did the right thing in the end, staying away from cuckery.
[–]markus_brutus3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guy that left her after she mentioned an open relationship.
What a boss and very smart move - she basically wanted to sleep around while having a backup plan.
[–]Doc_Sithicus1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember that one well
[–]Mindraker0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should always get your sperm count checked twice after getting a vasectomy. You supposedly have to fap around 30 times (I only did about ~20, because my first test was already clean.)
[–]DankoJones8420 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
When a woman says she wants an open relationship, what she really means is that she wants to fuck other guys and have her bf remain monogamous and be okay with it.
[–]throwmyaccountaway994 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. If she thinks that you're a perfect guy and she loves you she'll never want that. But just like with the original story, she thought he was quirky so he won't get much puss, hence why she wanted the open relationship. If she knew he was desired by other women (especially if it was a LOT of other women) she would have never done it.
[–]DeMeza2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The story that the meme refers to certainly confirms that.
[–]TeacherMan782 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was my ex-wife’s plan. Didn’t work out for her.
[–]FlexTaper9115 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
General Reposti
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This always just works out as the guy watching in horror as his sweetheart goes on the carousel ride of a lifetime.
A few months later she's taken the D of every second man in town and you are still trying to get your first Tinder match.
[–]laptopdragon1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
note: guy finds younger, prettier girls at every corner.
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