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[–]Gamer4life9427 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This person obviously has no experience interacting with women.
[–]Never_Simp9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He isn’t trying to find a woman, he is hunting for a unicorn.
[–]Shimakaze44 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeh that's what I thought too. Good luck, he's going to fucking need it.
[–]eliseo_quincy18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Outrageous!!!! Every six months?!
The leniency of this man!
At the least every 90-days.
[–]jlg48807 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No! Not exactly scheduled every 90 days. At random intervals within that time frame. Keep her off guard, so she'll never know when the next test is.
And is sodium pentothal, i.e. "truth serum," still legal? It could come in handy.
[–]Fuxk1n10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Has to be 25 max in my opinion due to eggs availablity, but solid list nonetheless
[–]DangZagnut7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obviously a retard if he thinks lie detectors work.
[–]ncarolina664 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's hope he lives long enough for us to get to Mars and then maybe, just MAYBE, he will have a chance to find a Mars chick who meets these requirements!!!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she's out of your line of vision. She cannot be trusted.
[–]truthtawker2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol, legend!
[–]blacktortoise692 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy is unrealistic and racist. The only way he will be successful is if hes a rich alpha 6'5 Chad
[–]PolukranosWordEater1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh she shouldn't have female friends either if we're being consistant. Guy friends wanna fuck her but her single female friends puts all kinds of thoughts in her head. It's them who typically nudge a girl into cheating.
[–]graydoggames2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He sounds fucking insecure and like a total psycho. "She will do as asked, when asked" or else what, she ends in your fridge?
Fuck that guy
[–]rysic[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Break up
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[–]Fuxk1n3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I disagree.
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[–]Fuxk1n6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yes and ?
[–]hugh_jardon20204 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mud sharks and coal burners need not apply!!
[–]Fuxk1n-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My nigga
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[–]Fuxk1n5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There's nothing as wack as someone using the word wack.
[–]krenovinspired2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's neither wack, nor racist. It is a preference. Dude is welcome to his preference.
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[–]bamabeatsny1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, well, in this day and age, that demand is NOT surprising.
Women want the best? Well, so do men. And that is part of offering one's best.
[–]themenacehimself1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No former black partners huh? Well I guess my ex doesn’t make the cut.
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