Better take notes, fellas!

fapdeedap · 2018-03-03T17:20:38+00:00

And after giving her all these things, she will still cheat so accept that too!

Phantom_Spark · 2018-03-03T18:02:45+00:00

That’s a lie!!! Show me a happy woman!! LOL. That’s like finding a unicorn trotting through a disease infested swamp. LOL

2018-03-03T17:52:36+00:00

If there is anything to be learned from all the posts on this sub, it's that this list is for the beta bux and orbiters. A real alpha Chad/Tyrone only need to get Tinder to make a woman happy.

fcb98292 · 2018-03-03T17:58:00+00:00

Do all that and you still get 3/4 of your net paycheck stolen after divorce, child support and alimony... with no benefit to show for the expense... not even a fucking tax write-off.

Chadattack10 · 2018-03-03T18:36:53+00:00

Why the huge list? Just a simple you have to : 1.Be a simping cuck with no self respect. That should be enough.

CompletelyIncorrect0 · 2018-03-03T20:01:20+00:00

I wish it was even that easy.

The list for women is much longer in real life.

mansausage · 2018-03-03T18:23:21+00:00

Reminds me of a song... Mr. Big - Daddy, Brother, Lover, Little Boy

StyleandSpeed · 2018-03-03T18:39:50+00:00

Some men will happily do all of that and more just to get their noodle wet. The irony of doing all of those things is that it'll make her even more unhappy because that's a sign in her head that you're putting her on a pedestal. You can't win unless you walk away without looking back.

raisins3142 · 2018-03-04T00:44:38+00:00

The only GF I was ever able to please had aspergers (prolific artist). She had simple rules in her head and was immune to outside influence. I held her, held her hand in public, did things with her, said nice things to her, and fucked her good (her anatomy and singular focus made her multi-orgasmic). She was head over heels for me. I was all she could see. Every other woman was a natural born bitch after about 3 to 6 months. Sad that the only unicorns might be mildly autistic. I miss her sometimes. Due to her aspergers she was near mute however. I never once had a nice and fluid conversation with her, and this eventually drove me away. I felt I never "knew her" but really I did....she was just very simple and easy to please (hindsight). But I didn't feel inner warmth from her in the manner that I expected or was looking for (her being outwardly expressive in words and facial expressions, etc).

badaboomxx · 2018-03-03T18:10:44+00:00

The Index

uglymtherfker · 2018-03-03T19:19:44+00:00

A lover, a father, a brother. Incest much? Many women go for men that are like their father or their brother! That’s kinda creepy.

blacksforprosperity · 2018-03-03T21:54:02+00:00

So we're just perpetuating the stereotype men are boorish and simple to please (read: control) but women are these complex, insatiable beings?

internethjaelten · 2018-03-03T20:35:27+00:00

What the fuck is happening to this sub.

Saturn1981 · 2018-03-03T21:56:28+00:00

TL;DR

adamonthecosta · 2018-03-03T21:58:19+00:00

That's well.....PRETTY ACCURATE!

AntiAbleism · 2018-03-03T22:14:00+00:00

So true.

asdasda5453 · 2018-03-03T23:05:24+00:00

i did this and got cheated on

kayfab · 2018-03-03T23:18:47+00:00

And be all of this, she will still leave you.

boogieman917 · 2018-03-03T23:32:41+00:00

He needs to be Tall as well. I didn’t see that one on the list. Haha.

MigrainesRcontagious · 2018-03-03T23:47:10+00:00

I see they went with the short list for women. Wise choice.

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-03-03T23:49:46+00:00

Hmm, I could work myself to death and reshape my entire life to make a wishy-washy turd of a woman happy. Or I could just sit at home and continue eating skittles and not worry about what women want at all. In fact, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

General_Fear · 2018-03-04T00:30:19+00:00

The juice ain't worth the squeeze.

PitBullFan · 2018-03-04T00:32:34+00:00

Womean are never truly happy. They sit in constant, never-ending judgement of everything and everyone. Of course, nothing measures up quite enough (unless it's something SHE did, but honestly, when does that ever happen?) If you're 'her' man, you have to endure the harshest judgements of all, because you're closest to the nuttiness.

jaycee9 · 2018-03-04T00:54:37+00:00

Nah, I'm good.

scaur · 2018-03-04T00:59:35+00:00

be 6,2"

ghostsnnicesprites · 2018-03-04T01:08:55+00:00

Look at all women have to do and they complain it’s too much. And look at the standards men are held to

And they fight for equality?...

bastardstepchild · 2018-03-04T03:06:35+00:00

And, consistently, we’re the ones asking too much...

grassfedgrass · 2018-03-04T03:27:29+00:00

I think you could combine plumber and gynecologist into one trade.

SuperBeastMode9000 · 2018-03-04T03:50:31+00:00

A female is like a baby, a spoiled one, give her nothing.

andreas-mgtow · 2018-03-04T05:13:09+00:00

IRL her list is much shorter:

1 - Must be a 6ft bad boy who treats me like shit and chokes me.

figyg · 2018-03-04T05:54:29+00:00

Well, this post is the first one to really make me feel like I don't give a f*** about any of that stuff anymore. I think that's a good thing

SkepticalRat · 2018-03-04T06:58:38+00:00

Fap, fap, fap.... xD

LexGrom · 2018-03-04T08:18:16+00:00

Not enough. It's never enough, hypergamy messes women up

DreadPirateRosco · 2018-03-04T11:36:53+00:00

You could further condense the man's list, #4 and #5 are a subset of #3.

LexaBinsr · 2018-03-03T19:27:59+00:00

Can you not act like men are these sex bots that operate on food and pussy and are major introverts?? A lot of these points also apply for men, such as:

a companion;
a lover;
a mother (not for you but for your children, do you not want your woman to be a good mother??);
good in bed (basically sexologist);
a healer (you dont want a woman that can be a nurse to you or your kids or what);
intelligent/funny (if you dont want this.. do you want a bimbo then? No wonder you are miserable in that case and going MGTOW);
tender (you want your woman to be a rough bitch or something?);
capable (to a degree of taking care of herself and doing basic shit);
true/honest (saying you dont mind if your woman lies?);
not stress her out (what fucking man wants to be stressed out??);
not look at other girls (okay so you dont mind if she looks at other guys ok);
who doesn't want time for themselves?? Wtf;
52nd point is stupid, no person (woman or man) lets their partner do that. If you think you are supposed to do that for the woman you are a cuck in an unhealthy relationship.

There are guys that would add more from the list to the male one, depending on the shit they mind or not. Yes, women are needier and need way more than men. No shit. Blame the biology.

It's funny. You say society dehumanizes men and here you are saying food, sex and time alone is all it takes long term.

SkyloRen66 · 2018-03-03T22:29:36+00:00

They forgot be a mind reader. That is always expected.

Non-PC-Guy · 2018-03-04T14:35:48+00:00

Yep, women have a fantasy land sense of entitlement, but bring hardly anything to the table apart from their anatomy. Most are incapable of real love. There may be rare exceptions, but finding one is probably harder than winning the lottery, and I don’t gamble anyhow. Every building they step in was most likely built by a man, yet they nag men don’t do enough for them, LOL!

Title	Better take notes, fellas!
Author	AR96
Upvotes	284
Comments	60
Date	March 3, 2018 5:08 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/81reft/better_take_notes_fellas/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/better-take-notes-fellas.586442 https://theredarchive.com/post/586442

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