Calling everything men do "immature"

DangZagnut · 2018-06-06T17:05:44+00:00

Men Mature After Women — 11 Years After, To Be Exact — A British Study Reveals

I wonder how "mature" will be defined...I bet it won't or will be stupid.

A new British study reveals that men have an 11 year lag behind women when it comes to maturing. According to the study, commissioned by Nickelodeon UK, the average man doesn't reach full emotional maturity until age 43, while women mature by age 32.

Nice attempt to get men to hook up with these old burnt out tacos. Post-wall nonsense. Sorry ladies. Get married earlier in life.

The study was released Monday and conducted just in time for the results to launch with a new Nickelodeon UK comic series called Wendell & Vinnie, which features a 30-year-old bachelor who suddenly becomes the legal guardian of his mature 12-year-old nephew.

So it isn't a "real" study. It's marketing material.

"As a man, especially one who works for a children's channel, the question if men ever reach maturity is one I am well accustomed to," Tim Patterson, Nickelodeon's programming director, said.

Because the world is gynocentric.

The study confirmed the suspicions that men mature later than women.

No one had those "suspicions", you're making it up. Just because stupid women say "ohmegerd, he's so like, immature" doesn't make it true.

In fact, men were almost twice as likely to describe themselves as immature than women were, and one in four men believe they are actively immature.

Men are honest, and women lie.

Three out of ten women ended a relationship because they lost patience with their man's immaturity.

Well it's not like they'll take any responsibility for a bad relationship ever. So "immature", which is non-coded language for, "not making me enough money".

The male and female perceptions of themselves and each other were alarming. Eight out of ten women believe that men will "never stop being childish." Women defined the childish acts that bother them most as, passing gas, burping, eating fast food in the last hours of the night, and playing videogames.

So biology is immaturity and childish.

You know what ladies, you're periods are immature and childish. You'll grow up when they end. Also, you play on your phone all day on facebook, you're fucking children. You play video games last I was told, so you're all fucking children.

And is eating fast food at night, worse that feeding your children fast food because you're lazy single mothers?

Women were twice as likely to experience the feeling that they were the grownup one in their current relationship. Forty-six percent of the female participants studied have had a relationship in which they felt they had to mother their male counterpart.

You mean cunt and nag because he's not rich enough and working "hard" to be your cucked ATM.

Women claimed they actually had to tell their man to, "act his age" on an average of 14 times a year, more than once a month.

Stop acting like attention seeking sluts. See how bullshit works you stupid twats?

Besides maturity, women yearned for communication.

You mean attention-whoring and whining about non-issues.

One quarter of women wished their partners would talk about themselves and what they felt more often.

That's a lie, you just play on your phone when anyone other than you talks.

Women also felt they were the ones that made all the important decisions in their relationships.

These days you bitch like cunts when you don't get your "entitled" way.

Despite divorce rates, how do couples manage to stay together at all, considering the staggeringly distant ages of maturity?

They do because your study is a lie and propaganda. You're the fucking child. Go make me money lady. Why is dinner cold? Why aren't you having kids at 21? Why were you late coming home? Why isn't the kitchen clean, why why why??? blah blah blah nagging

According to the study, 40 percent of people said they thought immaturity was an important component in keeping relationships fun and fresh, and 33 percent said the immaturity helped when bonding with kids.

So now the opposite.

"However as the characters show in our new program Wendell & Vinnie, a difference in maturity between two people makes for an amusing partnership," Patterson pointed out.

For me, sure.

The study also exposed " Men's Top 30 Maturity Failings — As Experienced By Women" The top ten are listed as the following: Finding their own passing of gas and burps amusing

They are, and your periods are hilarious because you act like entitled bitter cunts when you bleed. Hilarious. Stop doing that you fucking child.

Eating fast food at 2:00 AM

Oh noes!

Playing videogames

Get off your phone.

Driving too fast

You want to see the movie on time or not?

Finding rude words amusing

But women swear like sailors.

Driving with loud music

You're always on headphones, so who cares. Take your car and pay for a date and gas one day so you can set the volume you lazy jackass.

Playing practical jokes

Feminists aren't funny.

Trying to beat children at games and sports

Children need to learn competition.

Staying silent during an argument

Because all you do is cunt at 90 mph, being silent shuts you up faster. Your just bitching and moaning for no reason. Leave if you're unhappy.

Not being able to cook simple meals

So get your ass in the kitchen and make some chicken tendies moooom.

Go fuck yourself.

These findings can be re-affirmed with previous studies conducted on the prefrontal cortex (PFC), the part of the brain just behind the forehead that is responsible for a lot of men's shortcomings. The PFC has been referred to as the, "CEO of the brain" as well as the "mother." This brain region controls cognitive analysis and abstract thought, as well as corrective behavior in social situations.

You'd think such mature women wouldn't have created a "wage gap", but apparently all that maturity is stupid because you're lazy as fuck and take the easiest, weakest majors in college. Losers.

Magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) studies have made it possible for scientists to watch the rate at which the PFC matures, and have discovered the male brain doesn't fully develop until age 25. Meanwhile, women experience a maturity rate of 21 years-old.

Sounds like you need to fucking start having kids at 21 Ms. Genius, who somehow still have lower tested IQs.

The slowness of a man's brain maturation can explain the list of maturity failings, and their own recognition and admittance of those failings.

So what? These aren't failings.

You have no even established if your premise, "men mature later" is even a bad thing. Why isn't, if your bullshit is believed, women maturing early a bad thing? maybe this really means that 21 year old women are supposed to date older 40 year old men? Rather than their own age?

Sounds like it, now give me a blow job, I promise to maturely frost your face like a cake.

HorusEyeDrops · 2018-06-06T16:17:32+00:00

"To see who's in power in your society, ask yourself who you're not allowed to talk about." Something like that

lostapwbm · 2018-06-06T16:47:26+00:00

Yap, yap, yap. Words, words, words.

Translation: Men, be ashamed of doing what makes you happy and embrace the gynocentric imperative that a woman's happiness matters more than yours.

Besides maturity, women yearned for communication.

Sure bitch. I'd love to sit here and listen to you talk about nothing.

One quarter of women wished their partners would talk about themselves and what they felt more often.

Women do not converse. They gather information. Listen to two women talk. What is the conversation about? Nothing. Why are they sitting there? They are lying in wait. They are waiting for the other side to let some crucial or damaging piece of information slip out that can be utilized later.

Women also felt they were the ones that made all the important decisions in their relationships.

Yes, because when a man that a woman is not sexually attracted to makes a 'wrong' decision, she responds with sulking or arguing. You know, like a child.

badmanahgwanso · 2018-06-06T17:04:22+00:00

Among that list of 30 items, there are only about 5 or 6 that I personally consider wrong for an adult man (things like having mom cook and clean for them, or wearing sneakers to a nightclub). Just about everything else is relatively benign stuff that most women happen not to like.

EDIT: To sharpen the point, there are guys who do most of the stuff on that list and have their shit together, as well as guys who do almost nothing on that list and are a total fucking wreck.

deceptishawn · 2018-06-06T17:48:06+00:00

"Immature" is a word that boring people use to describe fun people.

gmanex · 2018-06-06T19:07:53+00:00

Women initially mature faster, but men end up maturing to a greater degree

Title	Calling everything men do "immature"
Author	ViceVersa9
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Date	June 6, 2018 4:04 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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