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[β]suhmydudessssss32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
One time I told my ex, while looking at her pussy, "Your pussy is so big. Your pussy is so big"
She said "Why did you say that twice."
I replied "I didn't it was the echo."
[β]deathtocontrollers1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[β]Three-Legged-Fox26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Joke I heard:
Some women donβt want a man with a huge penis. Those women are just shallow.
[β]robowriter10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Vagina facts funnier that jokes who gives a fuck:
The vagina can fall out. It can turn inside out just like a worn-out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. Hmm, yummy.
Vaginas contain squalene, a substance found in shark livers and acts like a vaginal lubricant. Makes complete sense.
You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom because it can get on your balls.
Pubic hair has a life expectancy of three weeks. Not good if she doesn't wash but why do that or change your panties if they're coming off nightly.
Box farts (queefs) happen and it sounds like a toot.
[β]Magnar9614 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I always found about 80% of vaginas disgusting but you've upped that percentage even more buddy.
[β]robowriter6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Glad to be of service.
[β]stormaster0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As an Asexual, I always found about 100% of Vaginas disgusting, now it's 555%.
[β]amer2156 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pocket pussies are cheaper and they dont bite you in the ass later in life, and STD free
[β]redveinlover[S] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a reason that pussies are shaped like a purse or sometimes a credit card swiper
[β]ssbmrai2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can take my house and my car, but my dog? I'd rather die
[β]ibz6461 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well this picture someone posted a few months ago nails it I guess π
[β]Careful_Description0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do they take the dog?
Also:
If a divorce happens, and the kids only have a biological connection with the father, would they take the kids from him? If yes, do they give to the step mom?
[β]AliBarakat0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's deep because of all the men she fucked on the carousel. That's why she needs a 15 inch dildo to get her off.
[β]deathtocontrollers0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For those guys still obsessed with pussy, better bring a device with GPS or you'll get lost.
[β]tacticalinfernape0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
deep enough to lose his masculinity , ... himself .
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