I was fucking around on Fakebook (yeah, I know) and ended up in the profile of a Chad from high school.

It seems he is about to get married with my ex-girlfriend from the same period (I haven't seen them in almost a decade).

He is tall, dark, muscular and has a full beard.

There was this photo on his wall.

They were parading around a feminist march held last weekend while holding hands.

He looks defeated.

She still looks like a 14-year old blonde suburban princess.

I sat back on my chair and drank my tea.

Life is good.