I went and hug out with an ex and she's MARRIED.... (Boooommm!!.. Shots fired!!! Shots fired!!!!) Haha

I made sure it was day time/people around/cctv camera/and other stuff. (Insert Heat quote here)

She's nice to me... Honestly I just listen to her gossip about her friends/about her life. My life's very boring. I like it like that. My job is crazy tho.

-So we're talking.. Shooting the shit. Then she tells me her anxiety goes away when we hangout. (Awwww keep going.) She then informed me that she has baby fever... And she would also like for me "to get my shit together cause I'm smart." (idk what that meant my head exploded after the baby fever thing.)

-She might be single in a couple months. Her husband was just used. He looks like a dominant male but I guess.. Idk I thought Alfa's fucked but I guess not?

I still want to keep her around for the long run. I won't marry her and I've seen her friends go from hot to WTF in a years time. I'm just gonna grab some popcorn.. Sit back .. Relax and watch this girl hit the wall. Everything on the side bar/stardusk/bar bar has said is real and is coming true. It's crazy shit. (Head exploding gif)

Edit: she did say that if she wanted kids the names would be from my racial background.

So many red flags. I guess this shit never came up before. I don't want her and have threatened to shit on her car if she hits on me or tries to date me. I guess she's a 10 but I treat her like the sister I never had and just fucked with her the whole time. While every other guy begs for her? Guys at the cafe were looking at her like she was some fucking super model. I did notice that and it kinda awkward but I didn't see that till now. I remember now after said the baby/get my shit together stuff. I pinched what little fat she had on her stomach and asking if she's pregnant then taking her hand and putting it on my belly then saying don't worry I'm pregnant. I fucking shot the straw wrapper at her. She's was like a bro.. Idk.

Edit 2: She fucking turned man!!!!. Lol.. I thought I was crazy cause she said all that weird shit to me AND SHE NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE. (Mind blown)..

This is the "event horizon".. Or the "don't let me leave Merf!!!!!.. Nnnoooo!!! don't let me leave!!!!"... I have to explore this.. It's in me to get my shit together.. I lost 20lbs already by just diet.. Now I'm gonna lift/box.

I'm a man going his own way.. It's inevitable that I get my shit right for me and only me.. I will not date or have sex with her. Plus I think it's funny that she would do some slick stuff like this. I'll update any events that happen.