Yesterday I was heading to a friends place for a fire and beers and I wanted to bring my dog. I had to stop for smokes. Thought to myself "I bet some crazy bitch harasses me about my dog in the car on a hot day even though I'm only going to be in the place for the amount of time it takes to buy a pack of smokes" and I was right.

I go in the Giant Tiger and at the counter I see out the window and sure enough there's some fucking crazy old bitch staring in my car window. All 4 windows were open 1/4. She was looking around frantically like she needed to enlist someone else. She was probably trying to justify breaking a window. She wanted some attention and to feel like some hero.

I started discussing this, quite loudly, with the girl behind the counter who was totally with me. She was probably impressed with how bold I was being. And she also knows how fucking nuts these people (women) are. I said I was going to blast her when I got out there. The cashier said she can't wait and would watch.

I come out and am walking towards my car. The old bitch sees me. Of course she doesn't know if it's my car at this point, so she was probably wondering that. And she probably thought, if I'm not the owner, then she could enlist a man to do her dirty work and amplify the drama.

Keep in mind I'm a big guy with a very loud and low voice. I'm about 10 feet from my car and I start.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY FUCKING CAR NOW!" She's stunned and confused. I keep approaching. I'm going for the driver door, she's at the passenger side. She's not listening. so I repeat, even louder and point at her.

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY FUCKING CAR AND MY FUCKING DOG! YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING COP, YOU ARE NOT THE FUCKING HUMANE SOCIETY, YOU'RE A NOSY LONELY OLD BITCH! GET YOU HAND OFF MY FUCKING CAR, NOW!

She's getting flustered. This is where the entitled female brain explodes. She doesn't feel like she has to listen to no man. She wants to WIN. She gets so mad. Starts to say something. I go "FUCK OFF!"

She goes (as expected) "I'm going to call the cops!" I said "Yeah I know, so fuck off and call the cops!" She starts to walk to her care about 50 feet away and turns around, storms back to the rear of my car and starts reading off the license plate all loud and flustered. She is so mad and confused, she's not even reading it right. Then she storms off and I get in my car and roll out.

Fucking right man. I am so fucking tired of this bullshit "protecting" they think they do. They think they're compassionate. They think they know what's right and what's "safe" and that there isn't a man in the world remotely capable of taking care of even a dog, nevermind a child. They are ignorant and rude and absolutely obsessed with power and control and attention.

Last summer I had virtually the same thing happen. This is why THIS TIME I was so fucking mad. I was mad last time too but the sticker on my plate expired so I was scared. And the cops did show up. And they did fuck with me about the plate. This time, I was doing nothing wrong and everything was legit so I blasted her.