Hey Fellas,

I just wanted to put it out there that we western men should create a "run account". A run account will allow the purchase of a plane ticket, enough cash to buy transportation (whether it be public or private) and to set up rent and food in a place far away from your current location.

Why?

In the event that you are falsely accused of something, whether it be in your past or present, you will have the liquid assets to pick up and roll out to a foreign country within a 24 hour period.

"You're Paranoid, Sidewinder."

I might be. However if for instance you break up with your woman and she threatens to leave you with all the bills, debt,etc. then quite honestly, it is time to run. It is time to get the hell out of Dodge until things cool off, because as we all know the moment she leaves you, it's your testicles on the line. If you simply vanish in the middle of the night to a land far away, the legitimacy of her emotional tirade will be negated, and even though debts and things will be in your name, you can effectively dump it and start anew in a foreign land.

"That Takes Skill, Bro."

Not really. A run account of twenty thousand plus a job teaching English in Southeast Asia will be sufficient to survive for a year or more, depending on location. Visas in many countries can be bought and along with a valid passport you can get away from your stateside woes for ten years if you have a fresh, unstamped passport. Not only that, being far away from OZ will further her despair, as she will not be able to draw emotional or monetary support from you. Furthermore, if she pursues financial litigation from you, it would be woefully expensive and time consuming for her to track you down. Chances are she would just chalk it up as a loss.

"Dude, Real Men Don't Run."

This is archaic and shaming tactics. Real men in the modern age should prioritize keeping their earnings, accomplishments and reputation in check. Running from a psycho woman will indeed harm your reputation among the stateside blue pillers and Chads, however foreigners will respect you for it as they see the tentacles of gynocracy beginning to tighten around the necks of all men in the USA.

"What I'm Trying to Say Is."

Own the modern world and be prepared for what's coming. Men making 12k-100k are on the ropes right now and I for one am not afraid to say that if I am about to get pounded by 30 black rimmed rabid lesbians in a court of law and then shackled up and sent off to the future debtor prison (they will be back, mark my words) then I WILL RUN TO PROTECT MY FREEDOM AND LIVELIHOOD.

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