Dangerous situation here

garcena · 2019-03-21T10:44:24+00:00

Funny, I had a gf who referred to my phone as "our" phone and to her phone as "my"(hers) phone.

Note the "I had".

Sneakybobo · 2019-03-21T10:32:42+00:00

You dump her right after you know you won, and before she knows.

meerita · 2019-03-21T10:18:43+00:00

I would never told anyone I won the lottery.

RiverBoatWolfpack · 2019-03-21T13:12:19+00:00

Man's income: "Ours"

Woman's income: "Mine"

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-03-21T12:23:43+00:00

Of course she'll say that, he's only a pile of resources to her.

Also, no, you NEVER tell her, you dump her first.

Keep_America_Free · 2019-03-21T15:37:05+00:00

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TigPlaze · 2019-03-21T13:42:41+00:00

Get the money in a lump sum and leave the country.

FreedomBullets · 2019-03-21T16:52:17+00:00

If I won the lotto I would change my name and disappear so quick that people would report me missing.

ScottyHoliday · 2019-03-21T07:21:34+00:00

Some of these are quite flimsy. I'm quite certain that's nowhere near the face a guy would make should such a thing happen. Girlfriend: We won!!! Guy: *makes face above*....mmmmmno, doesn't work.

mrbump34 · 2019-03-21T16:56:55+00:00

Man: "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!"

Woman: "Awesome, where are we going?"

Man: "I'm not going anywhere but you are moving out."

roy28282 · 2019-03-22T01:14:13+00:00

Never let any woman know how much money you have. Much safer this way.

iwillandican · 2019-03-23T10:35:29+00:00

My reaction would be

https://media.tenor.com/images/42bde6ac0d31a41478aebbcdc0db05f0/tenor.gif

balancedben · 2019-03-21T20:19:54+00:00

He shouldn't tell her he won. Otherwise she might try to get common law on his was and take half.

formerlydeaddd · 2019-03-21T21:22:56+00:00

lmfao this one is good. my ribs hurt.

Tysk_Kille · 2019-03-21T23:48:21+00:00

Tell your ex-girlfriends this: “Honey, I have to thank you. Our breakup made me believe in luck again. – Gotta go now to get some lottery tickets. See ya!”

Title	Dangerous situation here
Author	savoxion
Upvotes	560
Comments	36
Date	March 21, 2019 7:03 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b3nfkm/dangerous_situation_here/
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