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[–]Devilsgun24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If she's just laying there, making you do all the work, with a blank and uninterested look on her fake looking face you might be in an actual relationship with a modern woman. Check for a receipt and/or large box prior to humping
[–]LabTech413 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or, you know, a pulse.
[–]NewWave6479 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao.
[–]GenericRanger9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this somehow happens so many questions xD. Though false advertising and a lawsuit.
[–]acjj19906 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's why you go for the gut punch first just to be safe.
[–]Tyler7892281 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice tip !
[–]MrBluePill1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She'd have gotten away with it too if t wasn't for this blasted meddling kid
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Pretty sneaky, sis.
Cool story, bro
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