Dear work, we've had a good number of years together, however my recent period of time on paid leave has awakened new feelings in me that I feel I must pursue. It turns out that I don't need you to make me feel wanted or complete, in fact I have existed just fine without you. With that said, I do not plan on returning to work, I'm sorry if all this seems sudden, but I must follow my heart.

P.S. Please continue to send me my paychecks, as I have grown accustomed to the lifestyle that they afford me. Thank you and goodbye.