Do they get a script handed to them?

Blankaccount111 · 2018-06-12T17:40:48+00:00

I once caught a girl cheating on me. Her response to me telling her to get lost.

"Why can't you just share me with other guys?"

georgesoyros · 2018-06-12T17:26:28+00:00

I said I'm sorry, why isn't that enough?

Lol, yeah... That's what murderers also say when they have to appear in court.

Emanresu_rouy_esoohc · 2018-06-12T17:33:38+00:00

Yes, but they call the script a women magazine.

Ripple22 · 2018-06-12T17:41:27+00:00

"You do you."

And not related to this but still funny:

"I don't normally do this"

ConstantChinner · 2018-06-12T17:33:44+00:00

Or how about these lies: You are all I need (yeah right)
I have never felt this way before about anyone (double yeah right)

FreeMindOnMyTerms · 2018-06-12T19:07:32+00:00

The sad thing is its all the same crap guys have been believing for thousands of years. Makes you wonder if all male monk orders were not earlier versions of MGTOW.

Proxle3 · 2018-06-12T21:16:10+00:00

Don't forget the classic "who hurt you?"

Whyboogie · 2018-06-12T21:11:26+00:00

"I only ever loved you the whole time we were together" - girl who cheated on me

maggot_brain79 · 2018-06-12T18:37:47+00:00

I'll respond to each of these lines from the script in my own way:

Why won't you let me make you happy?

Because in all likelihood you're not at all capable of that and most likely, you'd just succeed in making both of us miserable. No thanks.

Don't give up on us!

Why not? From what I saw on your phone and some of the shit you've said, you already did.

How am I supposed to fix things if you leave?

I dunno, but good fuckin' luck.

We would be great, if you'd just give us a chance.

I probably already gave us a chance and you smashed it to pieces, set it on fire, pissed it out and swept it into the gutter. Some people want a chance to be a rockstar or a movie star, life ain't fuckin' fair. Tough shit. Peace.

I said I'm sorry, why isn't that enough?

Well, if sorry were enough, we would have a few less prisons, jails and cemeteries in the world. There's a whole lot of sorry to go around and you can be the sorriest person in the fuckin' world, it doesn't change your behavior or your past.

I got confused about my emotions, but I know I want you now.

So what, comma, I don't care. People in hell want ice water. Stray cats want a bowl of warm milk. Poor people want money. Junkies want dope. People in tsunami-stricken areas want the ocean to get the fuck out of their living room. You can't always get what you want. Tough shit, you were confused? Get your shit together and don't bother me about it.

Sometimes I swear there must be some kind of fuckin' textbook that all women get when they're like 14 or so that contains all of these key-phrases and a guidebook on thottery. You know, those key-phrases like:

I'm not happy!
What happened to us?!
Why are you pushing me away?!
I'm not ready to settle down yet.
I'm sorry, I only see you as a friend.
I love you ... like a brother.
I hate drama!

DarkWhale___ · 2018-06-12T18:29:01+00:00

“I’m a virgin “

Freefrombitches123 · 2018-06-12T22:19:58+00:00

It's not you it's him

BeastMaster66 · 2018-06-13T15:06:31+00:00

"I don't know where we are at" "It's not you it's me" "I need some space" AKA I need some dick

Title	Do they get a script handed to them?
Author	KleinLust
Upvotes	37
Comments	33
Date	June 12, 2018 5:21 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8qkscs/do_they_get_a_script_handed_to_them/
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