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[–]ALMOST_GHOST_1942 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Now if only they could shut the fuck up about it
[–]MadMaxXD12345614 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Never understand why they need to announce their accomplishment every single time.
[–]Everlastcanada2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Average girl: every minute! "Here's what I had for lunch - I'm so brave for eating vegan. Animals are suffering you know! Here's a pic of me on the beach looking away from the camera to make you think I'm intelligent and introspective".
Advertisers must laugh all the way to the bank.
Boss: Hey Johnny how we gonna get women to buy this consumerist crap?
Johnny: Oh just say girls can do anything and then put it above a picture of an androgynous boy dressed as a femmy street chic model and they'll buy it in bulk -FFS they are children and are marketed to as children
Boss: But this is perfume. How are we gonna spin smelling good and feminine with being tough and accomplishing things?
Johnny: Tough one boss. What if we had her manspread? Cause you know, she's tough!
Boss: Holy fuck. You're a genius. Here's a raise. But how will you find the right girl model?
Jonny: Oh I'll hire a tranny. They're flexible. They can pass as boy or girl and nobody will question their gender. Also, trannies take care of themselves and don't get fat. So win-win
Boss: Print it! You get the corner office and a parking spot you magnificent bastard!
[–]o0perfect0o27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
April Fooooooools
[–]n0x29a14 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Women can do everything. Well, except...
building an empire.
building the pyrmids.
building rockets. and landing on the moon.
construction work.
building houses.
start a fire.
survive in jungle.
... the list goes on.
[–]ZeroBlink4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck the LAW! IAMRIGHTGUYYYS?
[–]Maximum_Afternoon4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So, they can skateboard and sit on the box? That's what they can do?
[–]ghost_sk8er4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually all of them suck at skating, compared to the guys. Guys are always better in sports.
[–]rabbigoonsquad1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
A few of them are pretty damn good. Gonna be in the olympics. But you're right their male counterparts are pushing the envelope of the sport, and most female pros don't have the skills of todays' male amateurs.
[–]StuckOnThePlantation1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Except for the skateboard part.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls can do anything*
*As long as men are nearby to help her or work in their stead
[–]Praline13222 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WTF is zoldig and Voltaire? Another of these crappy boutique brands that go out of business in a month
[–]630am_now2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls can do anything...as long as it involves shopping at a mall?
[–]jeabben 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whether they can or not, they simply won't.
[–]PowaPunx0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
''I can't even''
[–]tchower1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls still act they’re in kindergarten in their twenties these days.
[–]VadeRetroLupa1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men don’t need to point out that they can do anything
[–]cafecroissant0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't write their name in the snow while pissing, sorry
[–]The_Matrix_Neo0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can't pee while standing
[–]LowBrowNightster0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean it’s not like any set of rules, the law, or even reality applies to them.
[–]Astral-Projector0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can spread their legs. I'll give em that.
[–]ChiefWarBear0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except fight world wars....
[–]naturalselector99 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poserrrrr
[–]MiddleAgedMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Play offensive tackle in the NFL.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They forgot to add " and get away with it". lol
[–]anongogogo0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women gets drafted for war. Plz no, no, no!!!!!!
[–]gamernumber370 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every time I see feminist bullshit I pluck an eyebrow
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