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[–]JStheHammer 41 points42 points43 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She looks like she has been eating a lot of junk food.
[–]T000000933 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
eating a lot of junk food
That bitch ate the delivery truck
[–]TimeTravel1015 points6 points7 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I never understood why women are so crazy about eating. The amount of effort they put in to get a good meal at a restaurant is crazy!
[–]TheGreatShiniGami 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because consuming is all they can really do. It's the only thing they're active in, consumption.
[–]TheAlphaRanger24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Steve Harvey is always either 100% right or 100% wrong.
He nailed this one.
[–]JohnnyCrusade0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ok, i gotta ask...what is an example of 50% wrong?
[–]Tallsmarthandsome6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Donald Trump is a Mammal, a primate, a female, and black. 2 out of 4, 50%
[–]zezozio16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh thanks for the laugh man!
I've been laughing hysterically for 10 good minutes now... oh the memories...
How many countless meals did I have to barf without being able to say "god damn, this is mean!" "Your mama didn't teach you, did she" or "what a tragic waste of good ingredients"... but instead "mmmm, tasty!".
Oh the misery their "creativity" brought to the table!
Yes, I was a coward but shutting up. See, I didn't want to discourage a starting of an hint of femininity... but... how terrible!
In the end, instead of eating their god awful food, I "traded" chores by cooking so I could at least eat a decent meal. Or presented it as a service.
Oh, my goodness, the memories......
[–]HugoBorden3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes, I've known some like that too. The liberal/feminist types are the worst. Their heads are all messed up by 'education'. They forgot what they are here for...
[–]TheGreatShiniGami 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They forgot what they are here for...
We all have. We are only here to suffer. Everything leads back to that fact.
[–]HugoBorden0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We are only here to suffer.
Not all the time! :p
[–]no_gal_friend9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet that these women are SPOILED. Meaning they were expecting five-star high-class dinners that she saw on the food network or the travel channel or something. Perhaps even expected some live orchestra playing classical music in the background as part of her diner "experience". With her waiter, I meant her boyfriend catering to her.
[–]the_twitcher6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Jesus, why are all these Beta Orbiters coming into an insular community that obviously does not cater to them and down voting things?
[+][deleted] 9 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
The more men that leave the plantation, the more men will see our example and start ditching the bitches. Women cannot live without men. If they say they can, they're living off of daddy or the government or both.
[–]the_twitcher7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In the Neo-Liberal State, women will always have Daddy Government to care for them. I just told one of my Socialist friends (he's coming around, though, slowly...) that by paying taxes for birth control for women who would otherwise not even give you the time of day, we are essentially falling victim to state-enforced cuckoldry. Additionally, I do not expect nor receive subsidized condoms on a monthly basis, so I do not see how it is fair that women should receive subsidized birth control.
[–]PANTSONMIXTAPE 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Because it helps with my period and acne!"
So fucking what?
[–]the_twitcher1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're just biologically hardwired to seek out gibs. Since they don't need no man to provide them with gibs in exchange for a loving feminine partner any longer, they'll just forcibly extract said gibs from men's tax dollars by means of the state's monopoly on legitimized force.
What a time to be alive!
edit: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gibsmedat for those who are not as meme literate as I
[–]cynicalsimon2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
impressive . also, why does she offer him , other then her porker vagina. porker meaning fat.
[–]Jonlife1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amazingly well said
[–]LordPorker 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'Get back in the kitchen where you belong, bitches!'
[–]byers189010 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's terribly ungrateful. He at least tried for her. Maybe he is eating too healthy for her? Not enough trans fats...
[–]newMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing is ever good enough is it?
I'd love to see her try eat what I eat in a daily basis. I cook for nutrition (it's what food is for, taste is secondary) chicken, steak, brown rice broccoli, sweet potato, oats, beans, salad, eggs and banana, all without sauces or toppings, plain as all hell. And if I have missed micronutrients or macros I'll put some questionable tasting ingredients together if it means i end up meeting those nutritional goals.
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[–]skylorddragon[S] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The man in picture 11 nailed it for me, looking away from his wife.
[–]sweettenderhotjuicy-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not difficult to cook. It's even easier to do it right.
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[–]no_gal_friend9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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The more men that leave the plantation, the more men will see our example and start ditching the bitches. Women cannot live without men. If they say they can, they're living off of daddy or the government or both.
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