So I was out at the mall the other day. I usually go to this one particular mall, and I see the same faces every now and then. There is this really hot girl who sells this special salt water face and hand cream at one of those boothes you see in the middle of the mall. She always smiles at me and tries to talk to me when I walk past her, if she's not talking to someone else of course. On this day I was very hungry, and as I walked past her booth I didn't even notice her, but hear her yell to me asking me if I wanted some chips. How did she know I was hungry? Female special sense I guess. I turned and walked over to her, and she began to flirt with me right away.

She offered me the chips, and I pretty much ate the entire bag while she was asking me all these questions about myself. At one point she asked me how I old I was, and I told her, then she asked how old I thought she was. I asked to look at her arms, and she showed me, and I blurted out 21. She opened her eyes real wide and said I was correct. Around this time I am pretty turned on because she is being real touchy with me, but my main brain was still in control. There had to be a sales pitch coming in, and sure enough she slowly began to shift our conversation into having me try out this special lotion she's selling. So I tell her right before I test it out that I don't have any money right now, and I am not buying anything, no exceptions. That didn't stop her, she gave me her sales pitch, being all touchy and sexy with my hands and face. It was really something to see how far that she was willing to go with this.

She even made it a point to spin around and show me her ass, and ask if I wanted to marry her lol. Finally she asks me how much I liked the product and I told her that it was good. She then says, "OK it's 80 dollars for this jar, whattya say?". I told her, "no, I already told you that I wasn't going to buy anything." Then she says, "OK, how about 60?". I told her no again, with a slight chuckle, and that I am NOT buying anything. Then she bats her eyes at me and gives me this puppy dog face and says, "OK I can do 30.". I simply said no. Right then she freezes up and looks at me, but not at me, and says, with a straight face and no emotion, "have a good day". I immediately turned around and walked on, feeling better because I ate all the chips, and because I didn't fall for her scam. A few years ago I would have been buying dozens of her jars and waiting for her to text me back from the fake phone number she would have given me lol.