Epic Tinder Dump

Scorpus9 · 2017-09-15T07:46:59+00:00

Millennial women in a nutshell: Chad rimmers, ghetto gaggers, pot heads, body covered in tattoos, destroyed,self depreciating fuck girl humor, drug and alcohol dependence, and daddy issues. This is what they will be remembered as.

rebellionmarch · 2017-09-15T10:38:53+00:00

The one in the wheelchair is honestly funny "I didn't choose the crip life, the crip life chose me" XD too bad non-crippled women can't even be that basically clever. Would give her a chance.

throwawaypsycho80 · 2017-09-15T11:05:41+00:00

TL;DR: my conclusion, Tinder is full of cringe. Women don't know how to communicate properly their profile texts are sexual cringe most of the time, a lot don't know how to take good pics. Same actually goes for guys.

Ok lets review them, with score for "would bang" and "would date":

Rachel, 26 No face, nice bod except tatoos hinting at unstable mental health Profile text is WTF Bang: 5/10 (No face is shown, good bod though, shame about tats) Date: 0/10 (mentally damaged)

Nicoly, 18 A guy, let him have his autogynephilia fun. Bang: 0/10 (a guy) Date: 1/10 (a guy's mind in a somewhat feminine body maybe dunno)

Harriet, 19 Which one is Harriet ? Advertises her oral skills. Personally I am more curious about how wide her ass can gape but hey thats just me. Bang: 7/10 (I don't know which one is which but they all look good) Date: 0/10 (If she feels the need to advertise her sexual skills she likely is a serial cheater; her life revolves around sex and partying)

Nicole, 27 Ugly and doesn't do herself any favor by taking such a shitty pic. Advertises her sexual skills, probably ironically though. Bang: 0/10 (ugly) Date: 0/10 (there is no substance to save her based on profile)

Kathryn, 28 Ugly, but she is playing the cute and funny angle on her profile text Bang: 3/10 (fat) Date: 5/10 (could be fun)

Cece, 19 Average looking, at least she is honest. Bang: 5/10 (she is decent looking even though "don't put your dick in crazy") Date: 0/10 (don't stay with crazy)

Lanette, 21 Good looking, desperate for cock. Why is she on tinder? she just needs to go to some bar and get on her knees if she wants cock that bad. At least she is upfront about it. Bang: 7/10 (I wouldn't say no to a no strings attached BJ if this satiates her) Date: 0/10 (too many cocks in her already)

Cassie, 23 Average looking, might want to get preggo, has some humour. Bang: 1/10 (the cum slug killed my boner) Date: 0/10 (I don't date cumdumps)

Ash, 18 Won't rate; as someone with big health issues I know what it is like. I have some respect. At least she is trying to stay positive.

Paula, 18 Incredibly specific, potentially ironically. Bang: can't rate pic is shit. Date: can't rate don't know what to make of profile text.

Ellice, 25 Profile pic is cringe. Profile text is cringe. Bang: 0/10 Date: 0/10

Steph, 25 Average looking. A bit of humour. Bang: 5/10 Date: 5/10

Christian, 18 I am a guy so I cannot really say; profile text is cringe Bang: 0/10 Date: 0/10

Mackenzie, 19 Cute, profile text is meh Bang: 6/10 (why not) Date: 0/10 (no way, apparently her ass is open waters)

Emily, 18 Cute, advertises her sexuality openly. Bang: 7/10 Date: 0/10

Chloe, 20 Average, advertises her sexuality Bang: 4/10 Date: 0/10

Jade, 22 Can't see face, feels the need to explain her shitty joke. Bang: 0/10 Date: 0/10

Leah, 24 Shitty pic, shitty text Bang: 0/10 Date: 0/10

Shaye, 27 Nope Bang: 0/10 Date: 0/10

Pépito, 33 French guy, cringy pic (I know where he took it, not far from where I live), cringy attempt at humour in text Bang: ... Date: ...

Ok im gonna stop here read the TL;DR above for my conclusion

RattyRoach · 2017-09-15T09:02:06+00:00

Anybody have Emily's page?

LordNuts · 2017-09-15T07:48:15+00:00

Whores gotta do what whores gotta do

smilingpixels · 2017-09-15T10:48:10+00:00

Are these dumps even legit? I'm starting to lose faith in women more than I already should..

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boogalooshrimp1103 · 2017-09-15T11:24:09+00:00

Pretty sure Nicoly was a dude

frankmarlowe · 2017-09-15T12:05:50+00:00

The "goopy vagina slug" one still makes me fucking kek every time I see it.

PinHunter65 · 2017-09-15T14:09:54+00:00

The slug comment was pretty funny.

knightwhosaysneet · 2017-09-15T16:48:09+00:00

Haha. The only one I would even consider is the cryp life chick. I wouldn't fuck her but we all know she's at least got a personality.

Title	Epic Tinder Dump
Author	SelectiveExposure
Upvotes	34
Comments	15
Date	September 15, 2017 6:57 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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