female handshake?

GoHoMoThrow · 2015-11-03T21:12:16+00:00

I don't touch women in the workplace - too easy for that to be "misconstrued". I just nod curtly and smile.

TVTestPattern · 2015-11-03T22:23:21+00:00

You should always grip their hand firmly as you urinate on their leg... while maintaining eye contact to establish dominance of course.

I have trouble wrapping my head around this. I have some genuine sympathy for you younger guys who feel this way.

This is what it's fucking come to.

Dude you are a straight up victim of our system for being encouraged to think in these terms.

I weep for the future.

Fuck

nightshadez94 · 2015-11-03T21:34:43+00:00

I'm still in college. I tend to steer clear from the women there and at best I would just wave if they initiate the greeting, but when they want to shake hands my grip strength doesn't differ from men, matter of fact, I never paid it any mind until you brought it up.

thelordofcheese · 2015-11-03T23:36:00+00:00

Don't. Never touch a female.

BubbaORLY · 2015-11-03T22:35:35+00:00

I shake hands with women all the time, just like I would a man.

radpill · 2015-11-04T07:55:19+00:00

I turn it into a fist bump and make a cheesy explosion sound effect when they connect, so or say "hi five!" and hold my hand up

scarredlife · 2015-11-04T12:40:48+00:00

I fistbump women who I consider not to be a threat.

I don't even look at Borderline personality type of women and egalitarian/feminist-ish women if it's possible. If I really have to shake a female hand I'm trying not to squeeze to strong.

thrownaway_MGTOW · 2015-11-03T22:53:10+00:00

Fist-bump.

No really reason to be shaking hands anymore these days... tell them you're a germophobe... or that you've got a cold.

Meloman0001 · 2015-11-04T03:19:05+00:00

Whether it's male or female, I'll let them initiate the hand squeeze and will respond with a squeeze to match.

Tigerianwinter · 2015-11-16T15:55:00+00:00

I tend to be a little lighter on the shake with women. However, I only shake a woman's hand if they offer it. I do not initiate any kind of touching with a woman of any kind. Period.

Toiletsareforbabies · 2015-11-03T22:34:16+00:00

A handshake is usually now reserved for meeting people for the first time or doing deals. I doubt that you'll be shaking hands with co-workers in a corporate environment often.

So, let's imagine that you are not an average office drone and that you are in Sales. You meet a lot of people. You got to shake hands with them, men and women.

When shaking hands with women, you got to do it different than you would for a man.

A :strong independent: woman taught me this method for shaking women's hands, and it hasn't got me in trouble yet:

First, you never grab somebody's hand, you meet theirs. You slide yours into the woman's slowly. The grip should be loose initially, and then tightened to a more firm grasp. The man's index and middle fingers should come to gently rest on the woman's wrist, hear the pulse. Hold her hand for about four seconds. Do not release her hand quickly; Instead, gently reverse your hand out of hers, letting the index and middle fingers brush against her palm. Touch her forearm as you do so.

Do that, and you will close the deal, leave a lasting impression, and she will think of you as she fucks her beta bux that night.

Title	female handshake?
Author	Morranaii
Upvotes	4
Comments	16
Date	November 3, 2015 9:10 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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