Floor it!

formerlydeaddd · 2018-11-27T11:42:03+00:00

back when I was a long haul truck driver, these signs literally made me go off the rails in my head. not only did nobody love me, but I had nobody in my life. those signs inspired lengthy, depressive chats with myself.. and I have to wonder how many suicidal individuals used them as a spark of reason to floor it and close their eyes.

KC_weeden · 2018-11-27T12:23:46+00:00

Redpill glasses on:

"you still have 16 years child support to pay, drive with care."

"Your wife hasn't met someone better yet, drive with care"

"You're on December, you haven't paid your taxes to support feminism yet, drive with care"

"Your wife ran out of cash and spent thousands of Trumps using your credit card and you haven't paid them, drive with care"

"Wow you completed your purpose, just die already!"

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-27T13:45:07+00:00

Very incorrect. You are single and MGTOW and the most important person in the world loves you : Yourself. (God too, if you're in that kind of thing)

ColonelLegit · 2018-11-27T15:19:15+00:00

I'm sorry but I thought this was comedy cemetery at first. Still laughed though.

BlurDynamic · 2018-11-27T20:51:01+00:00

Jokes aside, get help if you're suicidal. We're a brotherhood here.

toerrisbadsyntax · 2018-11-27T11:36:17+00:00

Vroom! Whee!

kayfab · 2018-11-27T12:27:50+00:00

Women don't love they take, use and abuse,..... hoooo do i envy those happily married men hahahaah

Nano_altacc · 2018-11-27T12:08:59+00:00

Time for eurobeat

justicecantakeanap · 2018-11-27T21:11:38+00:00

Drive safe.....

mgtowliberdade · 2018-11-27T13:15:10+00:00

Love thyself

AlwaysResist · 2018-11-27T15:56:15+00:00

HaHaHA, Get a highly intelligent dog, then you will see what true loyalty is!!

lulz3r · 2018-11-27T16:29:59+00:00

Vroom-vroom, motherfuckers!

khabef · 2018-11-28T00:48:02+00:00

"Drive with care, no one really cares about you, except yourself maybe"

This is valid for married guys too.

funinsun10 · 2018-11-28T02:49:21+00:00

Hold on uncle Jessie we gonna jump this trash

AngryPixelHunter · 2018-11-28T03:51:03+00:00

I find this messages so stupid. I was in medical school and the psychiatry league students started spreading these around. It only made me more depressed, I wanted to go down the hallway tearing them and throwing them in the trash.

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-11-28T04:16:05+00:00

As if having a SO is the basis of whether someone loves me, LOL

Andanuverthing · 2018-11-27T21:40:32+00:00

Best chuckle of the day. Cheers.

Itiswrittenkjv1611 · 2018-11-27T11:02:29+00:00

It's presenting a dichotomy. Either someone loves you, or you drive with care. Because MGTOW are responsible and simps are not.

ForTheLoveOfShep · 2018-11-28T02:03:45+00:00

yep crash into a wall loser.

Title	Floor it!
Author	BananaWilly
Upvotes	413
Comments	38
Date	November 27, 2018 10:32 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a0tozq/floor_it/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/floor-it.452466 https://theredarchive.com/post/452466

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