"Congress outlaws personal transportation of 'sex dolls', citing recent rise in carpool lane cheaters"

"Firefighter loses life after confusing a sex doll for a damsel in distress; California proposing ban on personal dolls, 'just go to an Amazon brothel' says governor Dyke"

"Facebook acquires tech startup that bring sex dolls to you using self-driving cars; simply unlock the car with a retina scan or government ID number"