Grocery Store Couples

Izzenw · 2016-12-07T10:50:50+00:00

Going to groceries is one of the highest momments as a MGTOW.

I always buy good quality food, organic vegies and top notch products and even some expensive shit like parma ham from spain, because hey, its just for me and it doesnt weight too much on my budget.

And when I see couples, specially with toddlers, it makes me feel guilty sometimes. The male being bashed while the female forces him to buy shit, useless stuff and being passive agressive using the child as an anchor for psycologic terrorism.

One day a landwhale even said loud for me to listen " You can see the sucess of a man just by looking his groceries", while his husband had a cart full of useless shit like chocolate, candies and junk food. It was very awkward as he looked at me with that 1000 yard look and I couldn't handle myself other than saying "I'm sorry bro..."

Well, going to the super market is like a field trip to reaffirm that I made the right decision by going MGTOW.

SadCoco · 2016-12-07T09:41:41+00:00

Shopping alone - get to the shop, get everything you came for, pay, head back home - 15 to 30 minutes Shopping with a woman - get to the shop, touch and go through every single item there is, pay, on your way back home go to another one, because her friend said they have this cool, but absolutely useless thing there on sale - 45 to 90 minutes if not more

Yeah, I think I will keep doing this on my own.

InTheseDays · 2016-12-07T10:01:20+00:00

Couple of kids....(siblings?)

I saw a 9 y/o boy being followed by an 11 y/o wench pushing a cart.

The girl told the boy to look at a particular item on the shelf... and then steered sideways across the aisle, so that she was now behind the boy and - immediately said, "you're in my way, Marcus, I have to keep moving- MOVE"

Tl;dr: Bitch in training.

edit (siblings)

FoxIslander · 2016-12-07T07:17:47+00:00

It's always the woman pushing the cart and the pussywhipped man following behind.

Every single time.

TheMungusOfHugh · 2016-12-07T13:23:15+00:00

I once saw a couple have an absolute screaming match in an isle over the colour of the toilet roll, she won obviously but I knew the argument wasn't really about the toilet roll.
Makes me laugh watching the woman waltz around the isles while her packhorse husband/partner trails behind pushing the cart...fuck that!

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2016-12-07T15:19:47+00:00

I shop alone. I grab the stuff I need, check out a few items that may catch my eye, then pay and leave.

The ex invites me to go shopping with her for the kids, claiming to "save gas", but it really means "Pay for all their shit".

sadbasturd99 · 2016-12-07T14:53:49+00:00

I made it into a fun game. I controlled the cart, I slapped her ass hard so everyone in the store could hear it. I would push her into the cereal and kiss her. She loved it. Of course, I also paid haha but it was less than an escort.

Stryker7200 · 2016-12-07T20:15:17+00:00

I send my wife to shop for groceries. It naturally suits a woman's need to gather things for their family. I make sure she knows I'll be looking over the receipt later tho. No useless stuff allowed.

HR_pumpanddump · 2016-12-08T00:49:55+00:00

One morning a couple of years back my dad's tongue swelled. So it's off to the ER with fuckin' phat haste. The treating EDO was an unnecessarily-so pompous condescending prick.

Saw this prick EDO at the local store sometime later. Wearing a LE-affiliate polo, and peacocking-about as fuck (being an USA DO he has some right I suppose.) He was trailed two steps behind by a petite blond. She looked miserable. Like crawl into a hole and stay for life miserable. Goes both ways, seems.

I cannot believe my username was available this late in the day, lol, but there it is. I'm rather relieved to be here.

Humortime: What is the Webster's definition of a bachelor? ^{Amanwhohasn'tmadethesamemistakeonce.}

Title	Grocery Store Couples
Author	Tallsmarthandsome
Upvotes	26
Comments	20
Date	December 7, 2016 6:36 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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