Was stuck in one-lane-traffic in Toronto, out of town for me, and was at a dead stop with the windows down getting really frustrated trying to find something to entertain myself.

This brother next to me was eating his meal with the windows down, talking hands-free, and I hear a young woman with serious attitude say, "I don't need dick anymore." And he just starts laughing. "I'm not just having meaningless sex, anymore." AKA I put a $ on it.

He keeps saying "okay" or "whatever," then she says, "I'm going to be a virgn again." And he starts busting up. "What, you think I can't be a virgin again? How long until I'm a virgin again?"

I look over and say, "she really didn't just say that, did she?" And he lost it and stars laughing hysterically. I can hear her start to get angry as traffic starts moving.

Dude, if you're out there in Concord Toronto, I hope you read this.