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How much for a handjob?

Somnus96

September 3, 2018

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Title	How much for a handjob?
Author	Somnus96
Upvotes	396
Comments	84
Date	September 3, 2018 3:43 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9ci5ki/how_much_for_a_handjob/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/how-much-for-a-handjob.498408 https://theredarchive.com/post/498408

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[–]Pk_s_to_the_yizzle6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link

You watch too much TV.

STREET HOOKERS will give you a case of INSTANT DEATH EXPLODING PENIS.

This is ANYWHERE,

You wouldn't buy a big mac at 3am from a guy in ON THE CORNER in a trenchcoat, why the FUCK would you buy pussy the SAME WAY?

The "Hookers" you encounter while TRAVELING OUT OF AMERICA

Can be found in legal brothels, where they ARE REQUIRED TO USE CONDOMS AND HAVE CHECKUPS EVERY WEEK

You Cant say that for your average tinder Ho. That's why them loins be BURNIN

INTERNATIONAL BROTHEL CHICKS are there to make money off the tourists

What makes them the MOST MONEY?

A fully, functioning, non infected, CLEAN, vagina with 100% UPTIME.

Checked every week? YOU DON'T KNOW AN AMERICAN WOMAN THAT CLEAN!

The High Mileage HOES in the Western world don't GO TO A DOCTOR TILL SOMETHING BURNS OR FALLS OFF.

And even then they trying to fuck you WHILE they HEALING.

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Slavs

Slavs are an Indo-European ethno-linguistic group who speak the various Slavic languages of the larger Balto-Slavic linguistic group. They are native to Eurasia, stretching from Central, Eastern, and Southeastern Europe all the way north and eastwards to Northeast Europe, Northern Asia (Siberia), the Caucasus, and Central Asia (especially Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan) as well as historically in Western Europe (particularly in East Germany) and Western Asia (including Anatolia). From the early 6th century they spread to inhabit the majority of Central, Eastern and Southeastern Europe. Also, today there is a large Slavic diaspora throughout North America, particularly in the United States and Canada as a result of immigration.

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[–]Pk_s_to_the_yizzle23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

The problem for me isn't that they suck at it.

But that they ARE DEATHLY RESISTANT to ANY AND ALL change or instruction IN ORDER TO GET BETTER AT IT.

They all believe "I know how to get guys off" , and "WHATEVER I DO should just work"

I mean WOMEN CAN TILL FIND A WAY TO BE SELF CENTERED WHILE HANDLING YOUR DICK!

Like if they give pleasure to a man THE WAY HE WANTS IT, and they are willing to do something OUTSIDE OF THEIR HABIT-PATTERN for more than 5 seconds, they have to pay a $1,000,000 fine to the female collective.

Show a girl your "sweet spot" (the one you use to get yourself OFF in 2 mins)

She'll Try it, half-assedly for three strokes, then over the next 6 strokes she'll SLOWLY gravitate back to the shit she was doing.

By stroke 10 its like you didn't say anything all. ANND its RIGHT BACK to the shit that's got you considering WALKING OUT on a HANDJOB.

And so, not trying to talk yourself OUT of a HJ. You hide your Bored and Annoyed Face deep inside while having to look at her Bored and annoyed face that she isn't even bothering to hide.

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