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How the table turns

zAnklee · 2019-02-04T15:46:25+00:00

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zAnklee

February 4, 2019

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Title	How the table turns
Author	zAnklee
Upvotes	356
Comments	24
Date	February 4, 2019 3:46 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/an2vtn/how_the_table_turns/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/how-the-table-turns.514141 https://theredarchive.com/post/514141

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[–]DWShimoda51 points52 points53 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

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[–]DWShimoda5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Yeah man! I am glad I saw this, now I know the right tactic if it ever happens to me, that some random cunt comes up and does that.

It also contains a hint of a larger metaphorical tactic -- rather than getting angry, or in the case of "croco-tears" indulging them with sympathy -- you learn to LAUGH at their bullshit, turn shit-tests around on them.

And I mean that quite seriously -- the BEST response to the whole "instant crocodile tears" is NOT to grow irate, OR sympathetic -- but rather to chuckle & laugh. (Invariably the female "tears" -- as only FAKE "tears" can* -- will instantly turn into rage... so walk away chuckling, but watch your back; laugh louder and dodge the attack-from-the-back.)

* Genuine "tears"; due to TRUE "hurt" or "pain" -- as opposed to LARPing for sympathy -- simply do NOT turn into "rage" or tantrums; at the most they become "sniff sniff" puzzlement at what you could possibly be laughing at.

Recently at a party, started talking to a random blonde college chick. After a couple minutes of me asking her what shes into (art, but she has no idea what kind of course, the silly poseur-- she apparently had no ability to discuss art, or the type she is into), she told me my voice sounds like the guy from Superbad -- McLovin. I was like "Oh shit! I heard that guy has a big dick too! I guess that's two things we have in common then." She then excused herself and left that area. Lol.

Well played!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Thank you my good dude.

a larger metaphorical tactic -- rather than getting angry, or in the case of "croco-tears" indulging them with sympathy -- you learn to LAUGH at their bullshit, turn shit-tests around on them.

That's what it's all about. Some dumb cunt is being a D-bag? React intelligently-- with a witty quip-- such as 'agree and amplify'.

To me, to be insulted, one must choose to be offended/insulted. No one can make you feel any emotion, unless you choose to let them (by being affected by it-- which is exactly what they want.)

Hence, as you mentioned, the wise person understanding this, doesn't let them get what they want... instead they just throw the shit back in that person's face with a big grin (and then we see if they can take their own shit-- usually they can't, due to their fragile ego and insecurity)

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL guess you wouldn't understand

or maybe you don't want to understand

Was having normal, polite conversation with chick. I asked her what she was into, in terms of art (she said she was studying art). She said she didn't know. I asked what she's into in general. Like most young women, she had nothing to tell me and came off very boring (b/c most likely, she's into celebrity gossip, talking shit about her friends, exploiting men, typical amoral female shit-- nothing which she would want to tell people publicly-- typically women have no passions, hobbies, nor do they read about anything intellectual or skill or otherwise self-improvement related, because they have no need to build skills or intelligence or self-development-- because they have vagina)
Out of nowhere, Chick chose to be say something cunty, thinking I would accept her insult.
I flipped it around on her, to show i was proud to be associated with McLovin (what she was not expecting)
She realized she was a cunt, and left. Like, she literally had no reason to insult me. I think she just wanted to experiment socially (Cant blame her, I do it all the time at parties-- in fact, often people get a kick out of it and I make people laugh) (However, I do blame her for being needlessly insulting & immature to a stranger)

So, to recap... you're pretty much just trolling on MGTOW

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