How to not gyow.

treesplease12 · 2019-06-09T18:07:35+00:00

For science to progress, some heroes must venture into areas were nobody went before.

Thank you brother for your bravery and for answering an important question to us all.

CoinSwapTrader · 2019-06-09T18:33:14+00:00

Still a better deal than marriage!

Shazam1235 · 2019-06-09T18:13:38+00:00

ncarolina66 · 2019-06-09T19:53:22+00:00

That's why if you're going to screw your food, you should stick with banging taco's only...

Must be a chubby chaser since he only tried banging Giant Clams and not the regular sized clams...

Was he charged with raping the clam?...

Did the Clam join the #metoo movement?...

The ultimate Chastity Belt...

Definitely entrapment from the picture...

I heard this guy was also beat up by an angry Squid who turned out to be the clams pimp...

That was the only white pussy he could get...

Is that what a mermaid really looks like?...

Think about that the next time you eat clams...(I know just ruined your fucking meal)

Why New England Clam Chowder is creamy...(yep ruined another mean)

Did this guy give the clam a Pearl Necklace when he was done?

Finally the moral of this story....Men should go MGTOW, but don't stick your dick into giant clams....sad that this actually needs to be mentioned!

l337pythonhaxor · 2019-06-09T19:47:31+00:00

Is this real life nasty lol

Sneakybobo · 2019-06-09T18:20:36+00:00

Nooooo

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-06-09T21:11:58+00:00

he took that "bearded clam" analogy term waaaaaay to literally

old_gregg927 · 2019-06-09T20:34:50+00:00

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shatterthecrystal63 · 2019-06-09T20:55:14+00:00

Talk about being thirsty, am I right?? Buh dum ching.

[deleted] · 2019-06-10T02:21:15+00:00

Almost as bad as the girl who went to the ER after losing a live snake up her snatch.

verhovniPan · 2019-06-10T02:47:44+00:00

I bet he's from Florida

mgtau · 2019-06-10T04:25:29+00:00

Owwwwwwwwwwwwww.

realtrublaze · 2019-06-10T06:23:47+00:00

Almost like that one time where someone stuck their dick in a shampoo bottle

deeselecter · 2019-06-11T15:08:15+00:00

The imperative to breed is strong on this one.

deeselecter · 2019-06-11T15:08:38+00:00

Men do this everyday.

Title	How to not gyow.
Author	old_gregg927
Upvotes	129
Comments	19
Date	June 9, 2019 5:50 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bymwp1/how_to_not_gyow/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/how-to-not-gyow.450201 https://theredarchive.com/post/450201

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