I swear

Steaknkidney45 · 2020-03-05T17:16:06+00:00

I guess SpongeBob had it right the whole time with his staying out of the romantic fray.

Astral-Projector · 2020-03-05T18:16:48+00:00

Remember, there is always, and i mean always a man in a womans life. A colleague, a male "friend", a hardcore orbiter or a chad/tyrone that wants to fuck her.

ToolRulz68 · 2020-03-05T20:01:14+00:00

I’m not talking to Chad honey, we’re only having sex!

peepeeandpoopooman · 2020-03-05T19:58:16+00:00

Top-centre, top-right and bottom-centre are the chads she has sex with. The other ones are the simps who taxi her around and buy her dinner etc but don't get any sex.

BorelSet · 2020-03-06T04:30:38+00:00

Women always have back-ups.

I sometimes feel it is unfair. They are physically weak compared to males. So they have evolved all kinds of strategies to survive. If the world is where gender differences are recognised ie men are men and women are women, then we can accept and not judge.

But they want to be like men and treated as such. Then our fair play rules apply and they suddenly are deceptive, cunning, manipulative and promiscuous.

ikhwan_arif · 2020-03-05T22:33:29+00:00

OH! Bikini Bottom indeed.

SSGSS_3_Vegeta · 2020-03-06T00:11:48+00:00

The makers of spongebob knew this all along.

jd_ultra · 2020-03-06T04:44:44+00:00

"Stop being so controlling... Im allowed to have guy friends!"

FuzzyGrowth · 2020-03-05T22:27:00+00:00

They were all gold fish before they met her. Now they're bronze fish. ;)

niggamanslave · 2020-03-06T00:43:28+00:00

There were a couple times he attempted to get his cock and nards sucked

thompsonh2 · 2020-03-06T17:46:27+00:00

Spongbeob is so ahead of it's time it's almost scary.

Title	I swear
Author	Water_Pear
Upvotes	424
Comments	14
Date	March 5, 2020 4:55 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/fdy61g/i_swear/
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