Small party last night, about 10 people. I showed up at 8:00ish. By midnight I'd made out with one guy's long term (5-year) girlfriend and another guy's fiance. Both were about 7-8's. Both used to be 10's, but they're beginning their inevitable collide with the wall.

I recently got a job that grants me pretty high social status, thus making me more of a catch to the female lizard brain.

Both girls ended up sucking me off. One of the guys fist-bumped me when I nutted in his girlfriend's face.

He genuinely seemed impressed.

Weirdest shit. Nothing makes sense anymore. I kept looking for signs that either of these guys wanted to kick my ass. Nothing.

Their women completely dominate them.

AWALT gentlemen. These. Hoes. Ain't. Loyal.

EDIT: Typos.